Block Season

time of year when a person decides to spend indoors with their mate. This said mate is considered a block or a woman large in size. Usually lasts from October to late February in most cases.

In spring and summer months, slimmer women are preferred.

Ray: Damn homie, what's with all these fat chicks you've been dating lately?

Carl: Man, its Block Season bro. Its cold outchea... gotta stay warm, g.

Ray: Word.

by Phones Malone December 15, 2010

Happiest Season

the only valid christmas movie

lesbian one: hey did you watch happiest season?

lesbian two: yeah man, i wish abby got with riley though

by elliesbrowscar December 14, 2020

No shirt season

If it's under 65 degrees, it's sweat shirt weather and shirts are prohibited/ not suggested

"It's 63 degrees! Finally I don't have to wear a shirt."
"I love No Shirt Season!"

by getyourshirttogether September 30, 2012

Shiesty Season

Shiesty Season means when the stock/demand of Shiesties goes up, and there's an economic boom in Shiesty purchasing, for example Football Players like to wear them during practice or game. And that's how the Shiesty Session began to form and develop. Shiesties are great for everything, one benefit of wearing a Shiesty is it keeps the head warm and it's excellent in the Midwestern states like Minnesota or my home state of Illinois.

The Shiesty Season is defined by The demand for Shiesties is up, Shiesty Session looks to be booming at the moment, and it's very cold in Illinois so it makes sense why the demand is going up.

by IvanoTheP October 17, 2023

Essay Season

Essay Season is the week or so before vacation or the grade closes. The reason why teacher give so many essay during the week, is so that we go from a 93.22 to 68.23.

Mom: What happened to your grades?
Kid: Mom, it was Essay Season
Mom: What??
Kid: You know when all the teachers decide to make all their essays due on the same day.

by lily809 April 13, 2010

pecan season

a southern phrase for a year.

i havent seen you in about three pecan seasons.

by omar1021 May 11, 2009

Seasonal Pairing

Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.

I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.

It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018