Valentine's Day

The day where the happy celebrate and the lonely masterbate.

Valentine's Day was such a bust, all I did was watch Netflix and masterbate.

by Anm777 February 14, 2017

Artist's Day

When you take an epic shit and it smears the toilet in a decorative fashion for all to see and admire your work.

I was able to admire Jorge's beautiful work of art after he left the bathroom. He is always celebrating Artist's Day!

by Chateau64 July 25, 2018

Valentine's Day

The shittiest day of the year for me. People say that I'm beautiful all the time but how can I be so beautiful and single at the same time? Do people just say that I'm pretty to make me feel better about myself? I've been single my whole life (elementary school relationships don't count). This is a day where single girls like me feel ugly for not having a boyfriend. It's a day of mourning my loneliness and the death of my cousin. I'm making it my tradition to go up to my room and cry on this day because of how horrible I feel.

Valentine's Day fucking sucks. My cousin died on that day in 2016 and many others in 2018. I'm making it a tradition to cry in my room alone every year that I'm single. Fuck Valentine's Day! Cupid is an inaccurate bastard! Cupid can suck my non-existent dick.

by Failurebitch February 1, 2019

Camden’s day

Camden can do anything the fuck he wants to anyone.

Camden’s day grabs the girls big ass.

by Cam4756766 April 10, 2019

Mother's Day

Mother's day is a day where everyone should say thank you to their moms. give gifts to their moms because of what the mother does on a daily basis. Cleans/buys groceries/pays the bills/buys you close/gives you a roof over your head/ext.

Happy mother's day mom I bought/made you some gifts.

by Arixandy October 16, 2019

children’s day

September 29 a day where you celebrate your children and get them gifts.

I’m going to get my child a gift for children’s day.

by Ooferburg September 17, 2020

2's Day

2's Day is February 22, 2022 in the American date format, which becomes 2/22/22 when written in short form. The best thing about it is that it falls on a Tuesday, earning it the name of 2's Day. Best to celebrate at 2:22 (or better, 22:22 using 24 hour time) if possible.

Alice: Hey Bob, what's the date?
Bob: It's 2/22/22
Alice: Holy shit, it's also a Tuesday!
Bob: *Checks time, says 2:22*
Both: I guess you could say it's "2's Day"...
Both: *Dies of cringe*

by Keeper of 2s February 22, 2022