Scroll fugue

When you scroll through social media for an extended period and lose your perception of time.

I went on Twitter for like 15 min and got sucked into a scroll fugue. Before I knew it, four hours had passed!

by Namlem June 29, 2022

Goon Scrolling

Gooning whilst scrolling on P-Hub shorts

Can't believe Timmy was goon scrolling in Samas class

by Goon Scroller August 20, 2025

Morning-scroll

That moment in the morning when you are walking to work or sitting in public transport, so you take out your phone and go through all social media apps to see what you've missed

-Wow, opera house has collapsed. Did you see it from the bus?
-Not really. I had my morning-scroll and didn't notice anything besides my Facebook and all the posts about this.

by Dundur July 21, 2017

Scroll Pirate

When a friend or loved one unabashedly looks over your shoulder while you are scrolling through your social media feed and reads and comments on what they are seeing. If they reach over your shoulder to scroll back or see a post, this is considered an escalation to a full on feedjacking.

Go back so I can read what she posted
Quit being such a scroll pirate and look at your own feed

by alpha india golf February 23, 2021

Skid Scroll

The name for the remaining roll of toilet paper after someone has wiped their ass with it and then rolled it back up rather than tearing it off and flushing it.

Tim decided it would be funny to leave a skid scroll in the dorm bathroom.

by ShitDoctor April 27, 2010

Scroll

The act of someone pouring alcohol into your mouth continuously as they swallow

Damn he got scrolled with alcohol

by Bangadrums May 10, 2022

Bowl Scroll Leg

The toe tingle felt after an excessive amount of bowl scrolling.

I could barely stand to wipe once the Bowl Scroll Leg kicked in.

by jedwardy November 23, 2022