schooner

motorboating ass cheeks

I'm gonna schooner that stripper for a dollar

by cochise August 16, 2012

Corn Schooner

another term for a turd, espicially one that is laden with corn

Did you see the size of the corn schooners I just left in the bowl?

by dick hertz from holden February 14, 2006

scone

1. Small baked buttery cake.
2. To hit someone in the head.
3. One's head.

1. "Mmmm that's a tasty scone, mum!"
2. Thomson decided he was going to scone Larry Gomes with the next delivery.
3. The cricket ball hit Larry Gomes right in the scone.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

Poon Scooner

A person be it Male or Female who is in search of sex or a sexual encounter of some sort.

Someone who skips about from one place to the next in serch of Sex. Like a rock skipping across water, only stopping where they may find the Poontang.
Also someone who makes sexual comments or gestures about any random person seen out on the street, in a mall or where ever you might be.

Hey man lets go to the Mall tonight i feel like checking out the ladies.

Dude, your such a Poon Scooner.

by Spazet May 16, 2011

sconga

Similar to a conga. The difference being that instead of the traditional conga movements, participants indulge in skanking. Particularly popular at ska-punk shows such as Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish and Fandangle

"Hey you! Fancy a sconga"
"Everybody Sconga"

by adam44 January 18, 2006

scong

Scong is a word meaning to steal or hit someone

I ran up on that dude and i was like scong and snatched that shit.

by Anthony Proto January 5, 2008

Schone-ing

The act of failing miserable at a job, can also be defined as a subset of physical problem brought on by a job i.e. symptoms of a heart attack, inability to speak in full sentences, rambling for hours but not saying anything.

"How do you like your new manager?"

"Man, he's another Schoner. I give it 6 months."

"Where did our manager go?"
"He Schoned out bro."

"Wow. Sorry to hear that."

"Whats wrong with the new guy?"
"I don't know man he looks like he is Schone-ing"
"That's not good its only his first day!"

by GTFOSTFU September 4, 2012