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Santorumize

The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.
I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.
by Jim July 31, 2003
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Sanford

City in Florida: Hellhole, where only the shittiest of people live. Even the nice neighbor hoods are only where crack dealers and whores live.
Lets go to the ghetto, but I'm not sure which part of Sanford to go to.

Sanford is the bane of my existence.
by MouthSexer April 11, 2011
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Sanford, North Carolina

2 hours from the beach and 2 hours from the mountains! Sanford is known for their country bumpkins and southern hospitality. O and lets not forget the abundance of Mexicans. If your from the North and find yourself moving to Sanford, I'm sure you will end up in Carolina Trace with every other last yankee in this town!
I love Sanford, North Carolina because you get the best of both worlds and the weather is wonderful.
by megan2009 January 31, 2009
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Frothy Santorum

What the egotistical, self-centered, ignorant asshole in front of you at Starbucks invariably orders.

Refers only to Republicans.
I'll have a half-caff, low-fat, extra frothy Santorum (a cappuccino with lots of froth)
by Global Sufi September 23, 2006
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dirty santorum

Dirty Sanchez but with corn is a Dirty Santorum
I pulled my dick out of that Mexican, whoa not only shit but shit with corn, and gave her a Dirty Santorum
by Sick of Bigots January 20, 2012
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Santorum

A mental health facility for individuals who base their reality and decision making on advice from imaginary friends. Literally, the voices in their heads tell them what to do.
"We had to put granddad in a santorum. He tried to suffocate grandma with a pillow because the voices in his head said that she is a soul sucking demon."
by Ronald Reagan's Ghost June 15, 2012
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Sensory Midget

A little person that is extremely offended by people noticing his/her smallness
The Sensory Midget got thrown out of the hotel for making a huge racket when people looked at him.
by Itaching February 21, 2011
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