amazing salsa

what's salsa? amazing haha
salsa's too cool for you and you know it B)

also she's amazing wink

lily: omg it's salsa she's so cool hi amazing salsa
salsa: hi loser lily how are you today?

by cool salsa December 10, 2018

Salsa Sanchez

Sexual position similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but preformed durring a womans menstrual cycle

My lady was on her period, so I had to give her a Salsa Sanchez last night.

by zombiacademy May 26, 2018

ghetto salsa

A mixture of half ketchup half Tabasco sauce usually the closest thing you have to salsa growing up poor

Me-I am sick of eating fried potatoes every night mom?

Mom-Just mix up some ghetto salsa on them
Recipe
1 part ketchup
1 part Tabasco
Mix it up and enjoy
Food recipe ghetto hood poorbrokeketchupTabasco

by jackstrawtfb May 8, 2016

Salsa Baby

When you save up hot sauce packets in a paper bag. When you have enough that it weighs the same amount as a baby, You have made a salsa baby.

Y'all need to get that Diablo Sauce from the Salsa Baby. OK sugar?

by Buttercup Shinkicker April 5, 2023

husky salsa

The shits brought on by a late night mexican food run.

Man, that grilled stuffed burrito gave me a bad case of husky salsa

by samsonQP January 14, 2008

Salsa wank

To masterbate while doing the salsa.

Hey bro, I caught my dad doing a salsa wank last night. It’s put me right off strictly come dancing!

by Scat man dave February 17, 2018

Locker Salsa

When you urinate blood into a locker room. Can also be used in past tense as Locker Salsaed

"Hey Paul, did you see that Locker Salsa someone did?"

"Yeah."

by GooBeanie September 21, 2021