rabbit pellets

What you get when you are partly constipated and strain with all your might while defecating on the toilet, so called because the tiny balls of feces in the bottom of the toilet look like rabbit dung.

"I strained for half an hour in that bathroom and all I was able to get were rabbit pellets."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006

rabbit out of the hat

Switching from protected sex to unprotected sex during the act by removing the condom, and of course continuing the act.

I pulled the rabbit out of the hat last night when I was with my girl.

by TehXeNo December 6, 2006

spanking the rabbit

A Latin American meal at half price.

#1: Yo homie, I's just spanking the rabbit.

#2: Word?

#3: Keep on riding dat velvet whale, homie!!

by Commitment Elvis March 3, 2009

rabbits

a couple or two people who have sex a lot

Mike and Jessica are like rabbits!

by vanessa May 13, 2005

Rubbing One Up

The same as rubbing one out which is simply masturbation. However, Rubbing On Up is exclusive to male masturbation and accentuates the process vs. the end result.

Justin is a constantly watching porn and finds his hands busy Rubbing One Up.

by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009

rubbish

British terminology for "lies", etc; used to attempt to prove a spoken subject as contradictory.

"Democracy and humanitarianism have long been trademarks of the British Army."
"Rubbish!!"
-a scene from The Meaning of Life

by Dave June 15, 2004

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope January 11, 2009