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cockblock

A person who blocks the 'cock' from reaching its intended destination.
Stop being such a cockblock, he's trying to 'bag' her.
by apparentlymyname isbeingusedby January 26, 2009
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Polish Roadblock

Similar in technique to the Jewish Roadblock in that two or more cars drive below the speed limit across all lanes, blocking all faster traffic from passing.

The distinction between the two is that while the Jewish Roadblock is done on purpose and with every intent of slowing down every body else on the road, the Polish Roadblock is done on accident and without the blockers knowledge.

A good indication of which one you're experiencing is the reaction you get when you flash your high beams at one of the offenders. If after repeated flashings, the offender does not move over, then it is most likely a Jewish Roadblock.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! These mother fuckers are Jewish Roadblocking me doing 10 under!

<flashes highbeams>
<one car moves>

<offending driver does the "My Bad" wave>

Okay, I'm not as pissed now, it was only a Polish Roadblock.
by TheChimichunga December 20, 2008
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CockBlock

A buddy that is pure repulsive to the ladies to the extent that his presence prevents you from getting any action.
"I hate going out with George, he is such a CockBlock!"

"I was just talking to a gang of hotties who were gagging for my cock and then George came over and and they all said they had to catch a taxi. I was practically guaranteed some tang, George is such a CockBlock man!"
by Hentsep Renge March 3, 2009
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cockblocker

An ugly and/or fat girl or gameless dude who, out of lonliness or possibly sheer contempt keep others from achieving sexual satisfaction with a chosen partner.
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Rock Block

When someone turns off a song you like just as it gets to the good part.
I was in the car with my friend when a Lady Gaga song came on. I tried to listen for a little bit, but my friend just got way too into it so I had to ROCK BLOCK him.
by GPREANY July 26, 2011
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escalator-cockblock

That one person who ignores the golden rule of escalator ettiquette and stands on the left, therefore blocking the flow of walkers and efficiently cockblocking their walk up the escalator
Person 1:Why is there always one person who stands on the left?
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!
by Whore5 April 21, 2011
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Religiously Cockblocked

1. When a religion prevents a male from getting some action.

2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions
Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon
by MOBLOCK March 6, 2011
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