Roasted

When you get burned so bad you rethink your life.

Just got roasted son.

by Kwillitzer June 16, 2017

Flippin roosters for babies

To swap a variety of pills, commonly Xanax and adderall, for a sack of good buds.

Hit Lao up so we should be flippin roosters for babies. I've been flipping chickens for bricks but it's time for the babies.

by Soiceysourdeez January 21, 2011

swedish rooster tail

when a woman motorboats a mans buttocks

man, did you see that??? that chick just gave that dude a swedish rooster tail in the middle of the streets!!!

by mr spice February 23, 2011

mud rooster

Gay slang name for a guy that follows around other men and their 4 wheel drives trying to get in their mud hole. Gorton special

Gorton, you're such a mud rooster, quit following me!

by Gilbilly March 14, 2017

riding the rooster

The burning sensation from ass fucking someone who has eaten a lot of Sriracha sauce.

“Hey bro, you hookup with that hot little gaysian last night?”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”

by Shiggles July 16, 2014

Red Hot Rooster

Also known as a "Red Hot Cock" this is the act of performing fellatio on a gentleman while you have a mouth full of red hot (cinnamon) candy.
The results can be mildly warm and pleasurable. Or sometimes cause searing pain.
It is also a good way for those who perhaps have a problem with the taste of semen to get past the taste - because pretty much nothing is going to override the intense taste of the fiery candy.
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Last night I gave Henry a red hot rooster. He didn't mind the heat too much. And it sure made his cum taste better.

by GushingForth August 15, 2016

Socks on a rooster

Describing a difficult task.

How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.

socks on a rooster

by Htes October 1, 2017