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revenge of the sperms

When a girl purposely holds a freshly acquired load of sperm in her mouth, possibly pretending to swallow, then kisses the man while transferring the sperm into his mouth, probably followed by giggling and nipple twisting. He can't complain, he just got a bj!
Dude! That barista chick gave me a bj last night but then she gave me revenge of the sperms!
by Hidden Penis Crouching Tiger February 23, 2014
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revenge tourism

Post covid vaccination touring with a vengeance. Touring hard because you've got pent up FOMO.
Baylee is doing some revenge tourism on the big island of Hawai'i because she was stuck indoors for 2020 watching friends reruns.
by Thalidomide Baby July 3, 2021
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Olaf's Revenge

Making love to your significant other's feet while a Siamese Cat watches.
Man, I had the best orgasm during Olaf's Revenge last night.
by brownhotlover July 12, 2015
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Samurai Revenge

The act of putting fish, usually raw, into hidden areas or objects to putrify as a means of revenge. Usually done in areas not used day to day, like storage lockers or in suitcases so that the victim doesn't come across the smell until much later,thereby leaving a permanent fishy odor. A delayed revenge where the prankster can be long gone prior to the victim finding out he's been wronged.
"My roommate went to Cancun and left me watching his damn cat. He was supposed to bring me back something choice but all he got me was some cheap ass airport trinket so I totally Samurai revenged his suitcase. Next time he travels, he won't forget to bring me something."
by Vanoc March 19, 2010
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Shit revenge

When u you got your dump interrupted 1 day and you shit double the next.
Sarah called me to pick the kids while I was dumping and I had to cut it in half. The next morning I got a shit revenge and the whole house smelled terrible.
by acusyn July 30, 2021
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guadalupes revenge

your fucking a dirty mexican chick in the ass. as you cum, she tightens her nalga muscles, trapping your dick in her asshole. All of a sudden she does a hip roll, spinning around, breaking your cock in half!! also known as the Mexican Cock Roll!!
If you're gonna go out for mexican, make sure you dont order the guadalupes revenge.
by the Bukkake Boyz September 26, 2011
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Neptune’s Revenge

Neptune’s Revenge is when cold water reaches a male’s genitalia as he is walking into a body of water
The man walked on his tip toes for as long as he could to avoid the icy embrace of Neptune’s Revenge
by Wangwapper August 5, 2018
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