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Chocozuma’s Revenge

When you eat something with large amounts of chocolate but regret it later when you’re stuck on the toilet.
i just got a huge case of chocozuma’s revenge dude it’s not even funny
by Oddtoddlers September 18, 2021
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revenge lay

Having sex with another person vengefully, usually as a way to get back at someone who you may have been sexually involved with. Often involves having sex with a friend of the person who wronged you. Can also involve a proxy, in this case another person has sex with the person who wronged you for the sake of getting the wringers hopes up only to leave them thus satisfying the vengeance.
Guy 1: My girl friend cheated on me man what do I do?
Guy 2: You should hook up with one of her friends and get a "revenge lay"
by The Man on the Lake October 1, 2017
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Shit revenge

When u you got your dump interrupted 1 day and you shit double the next.
Sarah called me to pick the kids while I was dumping and I had to cut it in half. The next morning I got a shit revenge and the whole house smelled terrible.
by acusyn July 30, 2021
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revenge tourism

Post covid vaccination touring with a vengeance. Touring hard because you've got pent up FOMO.
Baylee is doing some revenge tourism on the big island of Hawai'i because she was stuck indoors for 2020 watching friends reruns.
by Thalidomide Baby July 3, 2021
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Samurai Revenge

The act of putting fish, usually raw, into hidden areas or objects to putrify as a means of revenge. Usually done in areas not used day to day, like storage lockers or in suitcases so that the victim doesn't come across the smell until much later,thereby leaving a permanent fishy odor. A delayed revenge where the prankster can be long gone prior to the victim finding out he's been wronged.
"My roommate went to Cancun and left me watching his damn cat. He was supposed to bring me back something choice but all he got me was some cheap ass airport trinket so I totally Samurai revenged his suitcase. Next time he travels, he won't forget to bring me something."
by Vanoc March 19, 2010
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guadalupes revenge

your fucking a dirty mexican chick in the ass. as you cum, she tightens her nalga muscles, trapping your dick in her asshole. All of a sudden she does a hip roll, spinning around, breaking your cock in half!! also known as the Mexican Cock Roll!!
If you're gonna go out for mexican, make sure you dont order the guadalupes revenge.
by the Bukkake Boyz September 26, 2011
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Neptune’s Revenge

Neptune’s Revenge is when cold water reaches a male’s genitalia as he is walking into a body of water
The man walked on his tip toes for as long as he could to avoid the icy embrace of Neptune’s Revenge
by Wangwapper August 5, 2018
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