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release the kraken

You say another word 'bout my mama, an' imma release the kraken.
by mattyfoureyes December 20, 2010
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catch and release

To take a breezy home tap it and never call her ass again. In other words a one night stand
Last night I met this dime.She seemed crazy thats when I knew it was time for a catch and release.
by balexanderb December 20, 2006
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relemoot

To be revelant and moot at the same time.
Person 1: If you want to know what time it is in Australia, take the time it is here and subtract 11 hours. Don't worry about what day it is.

Person 2: Without caring what day it is makes the point relemoot!!
by ACC October 12, 2007
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Release the Oompa Loompas

1. v. to unsnap a woman's bra, thus freeing the beautiful milk-maids (i.e. Oompa Loompas) from captivity.

2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the Pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. An attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but Al-Quaeda covered it up with urging from the president by crashing a plane. Top government officials will deny the existence of a captive Loompaland inside the Pentagon used for their enjoyment. However, it does exist and they need to be freed!
1. That chick is so corn, I can't wait til I can Release the Oompa Loompas!

2. Yo man I came up with a plan to Release the Oompa Loompas, can you help?

Sure, I know those little fellas need our help, I heard that they have them locked in a baby playpen!
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
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cum release

The release of cum after sexual intercourse. Usually referring to the releasing of it in public places on seats and benches. The cum stays inside the vagina for a little while and then the drippings release over time. If you go out after being injected with cum and sit down you will experience a cum release, which in turn leaves cum residue. The more semen the bigger the cum release.
Oh shit, I think I'm having a cum release in this restaurant! The loads of cum I took in at the sex party a couple of hours ago is still leaking out! That's the third release this week.
by lalaloveless August 21, 2018
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catch 'n' release

when you're in the club or at sumthin where a lot of people are dancing you do the fishing pole move to an ugly girl across the floor. She will respond and start being "reeled in" as she gets close you take a suprised look at her and pretend 2 pull out a pair of pliers and you cut the line. Then you pull out your cell fone, and pretend 2 call your wing man who will be standing by. He runs up behind you and you jump on his back and you run away laughing.
guy 1"dude what were u doin last night doin the fishing move with that hideous chick?"
guy 2 "oh, nuthin, just a little catch 'n' release"
guy 1 "lol sweet playa"
by negative boss hog October 16, 2005
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Release The Kraken

to bust our your john; your dick; your shmong, also comes out in the new movie Clash of the Titans.
John: My girl was all up on me, so i release the kraken on her and she gave me a nice blow.
Jimmy: Nice.
by Thull March 16, 2010
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