Rear Admiral Down

Definition:
When anyone gets so distracted by a woman’s behind—especially while she’s walking upstairs—that he loses his footing and falls like he’s been hit in action. A mix of lust, poor timing, and gravity.

Bro, I saw Torres take a full Rear Admiral Down when that chick walked past in heels. Dude didn’t stand a chance.

by Duchess Mischief April 30, 2025

rear endoscope

A lighthearted term sometimes given to the flexible endoscope that probes a patient’s lower gastrointestinal tract, inserted into the anal aperture.

My husband cleverly refers to it as a rear endoscope!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2025

rear windowed

When a women usually older than a man's

Tries desperately to find him a good match
Though she really wants to make a tool for women's needs

What happened to your butt bro?
My new gf rear windowed me, my wallet, my life and my family

by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 12, 2025

Rear Castle Union

An anagram for "anal intercourse" that just happens to sound like the name of a fancy chess move

^ I like to yell "checkmate" after I'm done giving my gal the ol' Rear Castle Union
> Oh, I bet she loves that, huh? *smirk*
^ No, but I pay her phone bill every month. She loves that. So she indulges me...

by thurb April 28, 2024

Rear

A rear is a movement in quadrobics where one lifts completely off their hands to stand on their hind legs in order to maneuver small spaces, make sharp turns, or to see higher than their eye line.

the turn is too sharp, so she'll have to rear up to get around it.

by anonthermus January 26, 2026