Cum Rake

A gay man’s moustache used to take the loads away from his partners pubic hair

Bill used his cum rake to straighten Jim’s bush

by Loomisd June 1, 2020

Date-Rake

When a sexual predator runs out of Roofies and instead utilizes a rake and good old blunt force trauma to do the job.

“Bill Cosby, before earning his millions that gave him access to Hollywood’s most elite pharmacists and drug dealers, had to resort to the Date-Rake method.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Muff Rake

The aid of a mustache during cunnilingus.

She liked when he grew a mustache because he knew how to pleasure her with his muff rake.

by Sunblazer5 November 16, 2022

Get a rake in your face

To get a rake in your face is to be turned down when you ask someone out. When one thinks about it, one would say that the image is good to represent the feeling felt when turned down, which is similar to that of stepping on a rake, it's embarassing and hurts :)

This can said for boys and girls

"did you Ask her out?"
"yeah..."

"and...?"
"It's a rake..."

Or

"He asked her out yesterday but she said no, he got a rake in his face"

Or

"Did you Get a rake in your face with that girl?" "yeah... She said no in front of all her friends it was so embarassing..."

by I love tuna March 28, 2013

rapebortion

1) the termination of a child conceived by rape

2) a forcibly performed abortion

"man, alice totally had to get a rapebortion after that frat party."

"man, i gave that bitch a rapebortion"

by biggetyballs October 29, 2005

Rakey

A japanese form of torture, using a garden tool to supply life-force energy.

I'm going to rakey you so hard, you won't be able to feel your eyebrows.

by Keannacakes January 2, 2011

ragebooking

The act of venting about your personal frustrations in your status on Facebook. This is typically done as if you were talking directly the (usually a person) subject of said frustration, when in fact you are talking to every single one of your friends on Facebook. It's usually a good idea to be as vague as possible as to who you are talking about while doing this, as it causes people to wonder if you are mad at them personally. This increases interest and the possibility that someone will leave a comment along the lines of "Who, me?" or "Who/what are you talking about?" on your page, giving you the delusion that people give a shit. This can then be replied to with either telling them straight out or the classic "They know who they are...". Interestingly enough, most ragebooking is done by people who aren't even Facebook friends with the person they are telling off, leaving the victim unaware of the fact that they have been ragebooked. Statistically speaking, ragebooking is absolutely one-hundred percent unproductive and never helps things at all.

I hope you die a horrible death!
Who, me?
No, they know who they are.
Then no one gives a shit. Stop ragebooking.

by ArkaneFlux June 30, 2010