rudidity

The state of being rude or disrespectful

You’re full of rudidity.

by Cybill Buchanan March 6, 2022

Rendik

When your friend or homie is straight tripping or stressing over nothing.

Matt was rendik over his girl dipping her chicken nugget in Mayonnaise.

by Bigfootfan98 April 25, 2022

Randip

The disgusting act of inserting the fist up to the elbow into the man’s anus slowly working its way up the colon, whilst simultaneously tossing his salad till completion.
The receiver doesn’t have to be awake, willing or even alive for that matter.

However partially conscious is preferred by those living in and around Woking (U.K.) as they have some fighting spirit and are just playing hard to get.
Bonus points are received for length of time in the colon and how much Truffle Butter can be churned

Eduardo thought his drink has been spiked and his suspicious were confirmed when he woke up in Slough Emergency ward with Berkshire’s best proctologist asking if the vicious Randip he recently received was entirely voluntarily.

Eduardo, or ‘Bubbles’ as he was called earlier in the night but a bearded turbaned stranger, just wanted to be left alone but the doctor insisted they put his colon back in before the nurse slipped on it.

by JesusBummedTrump May 7, 2022

Randi-ism

Used to describe the action of a person (aka Randi) looking for validation from another person asking them out on a date, but Randi will never actually go on the date, their pleasure comes from being asked out.

Randi's tend to never make solid plans or ghost right before a date, never to be heard from again after weeks or even months of frequent communication. Randi's will end up alone.

Common Randi traits are:
-posts heavily filtered images on social media daily
-frequent non-stop texting
-delusions of grandeur
-unreasonable desires or expectations of a partner

Jamie realized they were a victim of Randi-ism when Quinn stopped texting the day before their date after months of daily conversation.

by Zinweetie January 25, 2023

rounding off money

In high school math, the stuff after the zero. In high society, a sum, no matter how large, too small to impress the person you want to impress. Cf. chump change.

He left her with $5 million, but in their crowd, that is just rounding off money.

by Buce September 25, 2005

Randi

An attention whore!
Someone who only wants guys to look at them and talk to them
Will go for any guy who even touches them.
But doesn't want a relationship.

Boy:*looks at randi*
Randi: let me love you then leave you

by Unbreakablebitch September 30, 2017

Dirty Rudi

When a women shits then a man licks it out of her ass crack and then spits it back into her mouth

did you hear that tiffany and Danny did a dirty Rudi last night

by el_kiwi_fruit November 11, 2019