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rise and shine

One of two acceptable methods of being woken in the morning. This involves your girlfriend beginging to felate you 5 minutes before your choosen rising time. She does so very gently at first, and then brings you to conciousness by running her tounge over any of your designated "waking spots" she then finishes the blowjob by putting maple syrup on your man sausage and licking it clean and swallowing everything you have provided her with.
Jimmy had a rough night and had to be up early for class that morning, so his girlfriend rise and shined him, he was so hungover, he didnt wake up for half an hour!
by sparky F August 30, 2005
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Risela

Nickname of a person known on deviantart.com and fanfiction.net as Dragon-of-Quelthalas. Her World of Warcraft character, Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion character, Dragonfable character, Invader Zim fan character, and pet cat bear this name.
Risela level 85 draeneii hunter ~ World of Warcraft
Risela Bloodsinger level 76 khajiit battlemage ~ Oblivion
Risela Nightsong level 35 soul weaver ~ Dragonfable
Risela or Ris ex-invader of irken empire, mage, shapeshifter ~ Invader Zim fancharacter
Risela black cat with yellow eyes and white paws ~ cat
by Dragon-of-Quelthalas April 13, 2011
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ball rise

That moment your talking with your manly deep voice and all of a sudden you say one word in a squeeky voice accidently.
guy1: did you guys see that program on killer sharks last night (night in a squeeky voice)

Guy 2: haha gutted man, massive ball rise, you had better keep that sack under control.
by no idea12345 August 3, 2011
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Rise and Shine

The process of waking your girlfriend/significant other by jerking off on to their face, covering them in sticky, shiny, ejaculate.
She likes it when I give her the old RISE AND SHINE. She says its good for her skin!
by Nickdubba May 29, 2011
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Rise and shine

The name for the event in which a man wakes up after sleeping with an erection.
"Rise and shine happens EVERY DAY!"
by Errur January 24, 2009
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rise

a beautiful girl that dosent care what other people think of her, she is not afriad to do something embarassing in front of strangers to people she loves and are verry close to her. she has tones of friends and wont let alot of things get her down. she is verry rarely single but when she is and someone breaks her heart she is sad. but the next day she will realize its okay to be single. she will not lie and is verry random. if you ever find a rise keep her close and dont get scared if shes random and loud, its her way of saying hello. if you ever piss her of she will (as she does often) tell you to go read a book, preferably her book!
guy 1: man she is so loud its scary!

guy 2: yo, thats my girlfriend

guy 1: well shes hawtt! she is so a rise.... fiiinneeeee...!
by cookiesbabe March 10, 2011
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Rise N' Shine

Getting a blow job in the morning before getting out of bed. Also results in the afterglow associated with post climactic ecstasy! Play on words; Rise (Erection) and Shine (spit shine on the old purple helmeted love soldier).
I woke up with morning wood and my old lady gave me a "Rise N' Shine". I feel great!
by darthV January 13, 2009
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