reuben is gay
by my 4skin is smelly October 5, 2017
Get the reuben mug.by shoofster April 2, 2009
Get the reebington mug.As we know, Reubankle sufferers are extremely protective about their feet, often going to extremes in order to prevent people from setting their eyes on these elusive objects of rapine.
The Reubix Lube was developed as a method of appeasing the anguish of these people. It is a combonation of an extremely pungent and strong lubricant and a very tight casing about the foot, oft refered to as a shoe, closed and tightened by means of a combonation lock.
These combonation lock shoes are savagely difficult to remove and are thus often worn for long periods of time and in times when shoes would normally be an inconvenience. In the shower for example, or when having sexual intercourse.
The lubricant was developed for the sole purpose of getting the combonation lock shoes on and off. It is of great strength and has been known to have been of use in a number of other applications. Prising a beer from another's hand for example. It is also an immense health hazard, as swallowing even one drop can cause ones insides to become outsides.
The Reubix Lube was developed as a method of appeasing the anguish of these people. It is a combonation of an extremely pungent and strong lubricant and a very tight casing about the foot, oft refered to as a shoe, closed and tightened by means of a combonation lock.
These combonation lock shoes are savagely difficult to remove and are thus often worn for long periods of time and in times when shoes would normally be an inconvenience. In the shower for example, or when having sexual intercourse.
The lubricant was developed for the sole purpose of getting the combonation lock shoes on and off. It is of great strength and has been known to have been of use in a number of other applications. Prising a beer from another's hand for example. It is also an immense health hazard, as swallowing even one drop can cause ones insides to become outsides.
"Hank stole my pie and refused to let go of it, so I prised it out of his hand with a drop of Reubix Lube. However, after eating my pie I had to knape for three weeks."
by Charles Glass July 29, 2009
Get the Reubix Lube mug.Rubina Dilaik is The most Strong Contestant in the History of Bigg Boss. She is G.O.A.T of Bigg Boss. There will not be another Rubina Dilaik ❤️
by Rahul Vaidya November 30, 2021
Get the G.O.A.T Rubina Dilaik mug.by Hunter Bullock April 23, 2008
Get the swank rubin mug.by Nancy September 19, 2003
Get the rubinski mug.a cool kid from the burbs. girls are on his dick like 24/7... usally hanging out with black people also hangs with white.....also has a huge package
chris- yo you know that kid enzo rubin
nicole- yeah hes got a huge package thats why im in this wheel chair.!
nicole- yeah hes got a huge package thats why im in this wheel chair.!
by enzoooo aka the man December 20, 2008
Get the enzo rubin mug.