Rectal Reaper

1)Particulary a homo that sticks his penis into a rectum.

2)An insult towards someone being an asshole

1)Harder you dirty rectal reaper!!!!

2)Dammit Joe why you gotta be such a rectal reaper sometimes?

by Graffikul July 3, 2005

rectal rainbow

When all the diarrhea has poured out of your anus (or whatever orifice it escapes), the butthole makes a promise to never flood your pants again.

I hope a rectal rainbow rescues me from the aftermath of that gas station burrito.

by ballsonyabeaver March 4, 2015

rectal curtains

A condition caused by to much anal sex.

This gay lover that I am dating is a botton and has a horrible case of rectal curtains.

by Mike Gaga September 14, 2006

rectal paste

shit

I bet he left some rectal paste in his tighty whiteys when that bus almost side-swiped him!

by Zoie Snow January 24, 2009

rectal excrement

To defecate, or shit out of the ass!!

dear lord, thats a gooey rectal excrement made by timmy??!!!

by Vanrick August 12, 2007

rectal dentistry

The act of making a task abundantly overcomplicated or inserting many more steps than are conceivably necessary by approaching the task from completely the wrong angle.

John needed to boil some water, but, in a fit of rectal dentistry, rather than microwave his cup filled with water from the tap, opted to microwave ice cubes from the freezer.

by psylicon July 20, 2010

rectal bombing

taking it in the ass from a ton of torpedo like dicks that all explode in you. afterward, you feel an ass massacre

That rectal bombing I took last night cannot be good for my health. I'm so sore and I'm shitting out so much cum.

by docwhoomph July 13, 2010