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Christmas Rapist

someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)
Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.

Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
by RiMjOb February 9, 2014
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Grim Rapist

A black tall bald bitch who will take anyone in sight no matter the age, gender, or place. His preferred place is underneath the bed.
Will:Did you hear about the Grim Rapist last night.
Carter:Yeah he took Lavar last night.
by PumpDaddyJ January 29, 2021
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hand rapist

A lonely man who has only two girlfriends, his right hand and his left hand.

A wanker.
Does Steve have a girlfriend?

Hell no he's just a sad hand rapist.
by Greenery June 17, 2008
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word rapist

that guy is such a word rapist; he always has a comeback for everything
by tribefan258 July 26, 2009
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animal rapist

Someone who likes to gently massage an animals rectum area, Sometimes the animal will get very hostile and will likely bite your cock off
This animal rapist just got his cock bit off
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preppy rapist emo

a highschool girl who dresses preppy, usually happy but can get really depressed at the smallest things. oh and "rapes" her friends at lunch
person: omg is that Annie?
person 2: yeh she's a preppy rapist emo
person: let's run before we get raped again.....
by cilil einna January 24, 2009
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weed rapist

Someone who treats marijuana like alcohol, they have no respect for the plant and often are wanna be stoners, they refer to the smoking of the plant as blazing and talk with a ghetto accent, they also tend to call the plant SHIT, which pisses the hell out of me because it is far from it.
Dude, that kid Zach is such a weed rapist, he has absolutely no respect for marijuana man

Dude, stop being such a fucking weed rapist, pronounce it
wee-duh not whee, finish the word u peice of shit

Dude, smoke weed like a ritual, use it to inspire, maybe keep a peice of paper and a pencil in front of you, dont be a weed rapist
by Stray Cat Phizzle January 3, 2009
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