queefy quavers

when u quavers smell like queef and put you off eating for the rest of your life

omfg i have queefy quavers bleuch i'm gonna go throw up on myself now

by jamieeeee July 1, 2007

quaner

Slang term for Penis. Similar to Phallis, Member, Dick, Cock, Slong, Wrinkle Rod, Whoopie Stick, Twig and Berries, Knob, Pole, Skin Flute, Fire Hose, Boner, Tool, and Shaft.

Large Cuban Man: "How do you want your quaner sandwich?"
Slave: "Wtf nigga why you take my ass from africa i dont want no sandwich"
Large Cuban Man: "Hope you like extra mayo"

by Big ol' canadian ass nigga December 16, 2013

quaker

1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.

1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.

by smith June 17, 2004

quaker

A quaker is a guy that is dating a girl that already has kids....Because he is trying to skip the part of crying baies and changing diapers and hospital bills. Like quaker instant outmeal.....INSTANT FAMILY

Chris is dating this hot ass chick, but she has a 13 year old kid, that fucking quaker!!!

by hispanic panic January 23, 2009

Quater

A special event window licking mongs enjoy. No-one with an IQ above 6 is ever invited to enjoy a 'quater'.

I'm really looking forward to my carer taking me to the quater tonight.

by WindaLickaLover February 25, 2009

quavecado

when you squish an avecado and it makes a fart noise

that quavecado was hilarious

by choob froob October 13, 2007

Quaker Pie

The act of eating oatmeal out of a woman's vagina.

Yeah, I brought her home and had some sweet Quaker Pie.

by Bingo1 March 2, 2011