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Quarantine Crush

A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.
My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!
by J Queef September 30, 2020
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Quarantine Qualm

When things start to bother you for no apparent reason from being inside for too long.
"Idk man, I just was staring at the dishwasher the other day, and the black bar that went across it just got me"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"
by kingkombucha November 19, 2020
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Quarantine boo

A person who you have sexual intercourse with during quarantine.
Homie: U wanna hop on the game?
Me: Nah man, my quarantine boo is coming over to get her back blown out.
by Sziszo December 26, 2020
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quarantino chronicles

Day 78 of the quarantino chronicles: I stared at a wall for an hour, chain smoked a pack of cigarettes on my front porch in my underwear, watched 10 hours of desperate housewives while binge eating and drinking vodka.
by Missmayhem23 March 1, 2021
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quaranticipation

the sudden frenzied lust for toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and disinfecting wipes triggered by rumors of a viral surge.
The mob descended on the big box store like locusts, eager to strip its pallets of supplies in a surge of quaranticipation.
by J. Sterling February 11, 2021
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quarantine

living hell that has crushed the spirits of everyone in the entire world
guy 1: i hate quarantine
guy 2: me too
by incon March 29, 2021
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Quarantine Fifteen

A fat rugby team after a lockdown
by iscritto June 11, 2021
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