A punch in the dick

(negative expression)

1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.

2. A task which is very difficult to do.

Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick

by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015

turd punch

The act of punching a man in his asshole.

Jim was acting a fool so I turd punched that Prick.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 16, 2015

clunge-punch

a punch to the female genitalia, which is most effective by first dropping to one knee first and swooping in an upper-cut fashion.

guy 1:that bitch gave me herpes!
guy 2: clunge-punch her

by wardrobe-head and potter February 21, 2010

Uber punch

Uber punch. That night when you're so drunk you don't notice your uber driver fingering you on the way home.

Wow that was a cheap ride but I think I might have got uber punched by Apoo. I remember falling asleep but now my pussy hurts.

by Shaven Haven 3 November 25, 2016

Favor Punch

Punching someone in the face because they are being retarded.

Someone that needs to be punched in the face for their own good.

If someone is acting less than pleasing you may want to give them a Favor Punch.

Joe: Matt is being a drunk idiot right now.
Kate: You should Favor Punch him!

by KatieK615 March 22, 2011

pajama punch

One punch that knocks a victim out cold, or puts the victim "to sleep".

"Did you see the game between Boise State and Oregon?"
"Yeah! That kid from Boise State got put to sleep with a pajama punch!"

by D Russ January 19, 2010

Jack Punch

A wind up punch so powerful that it kills the target but also severely damages the user, often resulting in a broken hand.

guy #1 : why wasn't Harold at school today?
guy #2 : didn't you hear he jack punched some guy yesterday and broke his hand

by jimsonofjam October 5, 2013