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Protestantism

"Protestantism is fucking cringe"
by TheSharpestTool July 29, 2020
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Protest

When a society reaches a certain point in economic wealth and status where its citizens have nothing better to do then disapprove or object something not of there own business.
Susie across the road apparently has her lawn mowed at 1.5 inches instead of 1.7 inches. CARL GATHER THE NEIGHBOURS AND MAKE SIGHNS THAT DONT MAKE ANY SENSE, WE MUST PROTEST! (This is not meant to offend anyone just my humble opinion).
by YeeterMeatBeater October 9, 2018
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Professional Googler

Someone who believes they have way more knowledge than anyone else because they can Google an issue.
Jeff: That IT guy fixed my email problems within minutes!

John: Sounds to me like a professional googler
by yeahgdaymate August 2, 2009
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professional queer

a man who believes that homosexual tendencies automatically make him an authority on fashion, hair, and/or interior decorating; any man on tv wearing a pink shirt; a man on 'news' shows who's only job is to lisp endlessly about "THOSE shoes with THAT dress?"
every channel is being taken over by professional queers
by blurg May 12, 2008
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wet protest

An organized protest in which participants piss their pants. Often used as an extreme tactic to garner attention or recognition.
'Pee Your Pants for the Brewers' is a related concept to the wet protest.
by Varya March 9, 2009
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professor

Professors are self-proclaimed intellectuals who are failures in the professional world.

While the supposed job description of a professor entails teaching, in actuality most professors know absolutely nothing about teaching. However, many professors will not hesitate to take a student's tuition money, not teach him anything, and then test him on what he was never taught.

The other main activity of a professor is embezzling money (that could have been spent on useful things) for their own "research". Usually, this "research" involves topics that nobody outside of academia will ever care about or find a practical application for.

Take solace in the fact that your professors earn a miserable salary in proportion to the level of education they have attained.
Professor Jones appropriated $100,000 to research if the poor performance of his class was due to his own incompetence. The results were inconclusive.
by Mr. Leung January 5, 2009
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Professionality

The art of maintaining a professional appearance and attitude while projecting a tremendous amount of personality.
Jason has the professionality to meet with clients and still be the life of the office.
by Jason Malone January 20, 2009
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