describes a dumb bitch who, while trying to fornicate your unit with her mouth, uses too much teeth and bangs up the sides of your junk as if she were some kind of fuckin shark attacking a bloody sirloin.
My gear is fucked because that porcupine mouth whore amber blew me and scrapped my gear all to shit! That fuckin shark is a pecker wrecker.
by chonger December 28, 2005
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1) Part-time shelf-stocker; full-time MILF
2) An aspiring fluffer with dreams of porn star greatness in the spirit of “Debbie Does Dallas”. ie. “PeckerTrish Does Pennsyltucky”
3) To defend one’s brainfarts by rebuffing: “Asshole!”, especially when publicly called out for random acts of boneheadedness
2) An aspiring fluffer with dreams of porn star greatness in the spirit of “Debbie Does Dallas”. ie. “PeckerTrish Does Pennsyltucky”
3) To defend one’s brainfarts by rebuffing: “Asshole!”, especially when publicly called out for random acts of boneheadedness
1) That peckertrish should stop fluffing the customers and start restocking the acai berry pills. She’ll never make commission that way.
2) That peckertrish should stop restocking the acai berry pills and start fluffing the customers. She’ll never get discovered that way.
3) You don’t need to explain , just peckertrish: “Peckerneck, I was replying to the next-to-last post, half-way down on the left side of the previous page. Don’t laugh at me. Asshole!”
2) That peckertrish should stop restocking the acai berry pills and start fluffing the customers. She’ll never get discovered that way.
3) You don’t need to explain , just peckertrish: “Peckerneck, I was replying to the next-to-last post, half-way down on the left side of the previous page. Don’t laugh at me. Asshole!”
by Peckermora December 22, 2008
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Get the Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker mug.1. An amalgamation of pecker and blowjob suggesting that someone is themselves a pecker yet also enjoys putting a pecker in their mouth.
2. A devasting violent move that basically amounts to a headbutt whilst wearing a cap thus creating a pecking motion like a dirty bird. PS. This move is best performed whilst wearing a Burberry cap and if you consider yourself to be sub-human scum/ horrible scrubber twat
2. A devasting violent move that basically amounts to a headbutt whilst wearing a cap thus creating a pecking motion like a dirty bird. PS. This move is best performed whilst wearing a Burberry cap and if you consider yourself to be sub-human scum/ horrible scrubber twat
1. You know Larry? Hes a right fat fucking peckjob
2. That horrible twat just nearly knocked me the fuck out with a peckjob
2. That horrible twat just nearly knocked me the fuck out with a peckjob
by Tom Dean December 6, 2004
Get the Peckjob mug.To be stuck in an inconvenient and embarrassing relationship from which one receives sexual favors in return for manual tasks such as chores or yard work. Usually characterized by an affair with a neighbor or close friend, but not to be confused with the term friends with benefits, the difference being that the pecked individual would not normally wish to have intercourse with the receiver of labor, however does so out of desperation.
Geoff: Hey did you hear what Doug did for Julie?
James: No, what happened this time?
Geoff: He mowed her lawn and then went over to get her mother's too. I guess we know where he's sleeping tonight.
James: Wow, Doug's so pecked.
James: No, what happened this time?
Geoff: He mowed her lawn and then went over to get her mother's too. I guess we know where he's sleeping tonight.
James: Wow, Doug's so pecked.
by Mrs. Hook September 23, 2013
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