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99 Percent Declaration

A piece of crap bullied onto anyone it can be shoved at, against the consensus of the community and general OWS movement.
The Demands Working Group tried to explain the 99 Percent Declaration, but nobody cared.
by Someonethatbelievesinconsensus November 5, 2011
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pretent

(pronounced pretench) one syl/abrev lang for pretentious. the act of saying the word gives a pretentious air therefore making the use of it even more hilarious
Ew, that girl is so pretent.
by maf1 April 8, 2006
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five percenter

Offshoot of Nation of Islam, teaches that 5 percent of man knows the truth of the world, 85 percent doesn't have a clue and is preyed upon by the remaining ten percent (using drugs, violence etc.) There are many who claim to be five percent, but in reality very few men are disciplined enough to do so.
Black man is God, Black woman is earth.

White man was created by a scientist.

Death for the misled.
by TenPercentSons January 27, 2004
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pretentious

Being a stuck up tool.
Sarah is so pretentious because she only eats Boar's Head deli meat.
by HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! July 13, 2012
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Pretentious

An attitude whereby a person pretends to like a band they don't really like. It is a public view. In private, they'll listen to Abba and Air Supply but would never, ever admit this.

The rich people in Chekhov's stories often pretended to be infatuated with the arts. This idea is my strongest impression of what it means to be pretentious. It implies that a real love of or understanding of the arts is not at all pretentious.

People sometimes are not content with the results of being "the real me," so they reinvent themselves to try and get more dates. Hey, if it's about getting more dates, wouldn't you?

Deep down I guess it could mean that the dude really loves a weird-looking unpopular chick who listens to Air Supply, and though she's smiled at him before, he rejects the idea of lowering himself to her standard because it might affect his "rep." He never asks her out, never gets that one booty that really was meant for him, and wanders aimlessly among other cool people.

So hopefully, pretentiousness is a phase one passes through in the socialization process. Where it becomes chronic, possibly the pretentious persons themselves are the ones harmed the most.
Too bad I overlooked that quiet girl I really liked and wasted my time chasing hot chicks way out of my league. Man, was that pretentious.
by cransauce November 19, 2011
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Pretentious

A word that pretentious people use. If one uses the word "pretentious" then they are most likely trying to sound intelligent by using large words, therefore making them pretentious. (This results in a never-ending chain of pretentiousness.)
Bob: "That guy is so pretentious, now excuse me while I go listen to some indie music and be unique."
Larry: "Dude, you're so pretentious."
by imreallypretentious February 28, 2010
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dick present

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.
Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.
by Cman February 28, 2006
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