anus paste

actual shit used for glue when stranded on an island;
actual shit used as a substitute for glue when one is lazy

Yo mike, get that rat out of your ass and pass me some anus paste; i'm finishing my mothersday card but i ran out of glue.

person 1: Yo Fred why u got that paintbrush wedged up your ass?
person 2:Uh i'm outa glue and i'm getting some anus paste shitlips!
Person 1:Ohh i'm sorry don't tell the guys at school i didn't know?
Person 2: Only if you eat my anus paste.
PErson 1: fine

by Sethy247 August 9, 2007

prune paste

To totally destroy something or somebody.

Man, did you see that semi truck prune paste that squirrel.

by Max L. May 16, 2007

Pastel

A color so bright its not a color it becomes a way of life

This is so pastel its not even a color

by Megan Spooner July 14, 2003

poo paste

Describing what someone, who has bad breath, brushed their teeth with.

Johnny, you breath smells like shit, did you brush with poo paste again??

by Dexter St. John June 14, 2007

Face Paste

Semen; more commonly used when talking about ejaculating on someones face.

"Yeah I just sucked that guys dick."
"I know, you still have some face paste on you."

by Big Zappa August 17, 2009

shrimp paste

A bell end discharge usually created from a vigorous wanking session without any intermittent cleansing. The pale paste has a distinct scent of rancid shrimp or fish sauce. Not to be confused with a culinary condiment.

Danny "Jordon, have you just finished some kind of mammoth wankathon?"

Jordon "why, were you watching through the louvre wardrobe door?"

Danny "No, you have a shrimp paste stink about you that a 2 hour shower wouldn't shift"

by pageboy69 April 5, 2015

Poster Nutbag

Fictious character created by Trey Anastasio in the Jam Band Phish.

Poster Nutbag, the evil cat, stared down Harpua. . .AND THE COMET SLAMS INTO JUPITER. . .(crowd goes wild)

by Barbara Donelan May 14, 2004