Pastanaut

Someone that loves to have pasta for dinner every day.

OMG, he's having macaroni and spaghetti for dinner every day, that guy MUST be a pastanaut!

by ChrisvB January 5, 2009

PESTAZO

when something sucks so utterly that it leaves a foul stench of shityness all along his way. it can be aplied to individuals or situations as a negative reaction to things of that sort.

i was at that phassed-out, shitfacey dwelling fuckhole of a bar that is the "Locos" and there was this band of raunch rock revivalists, "los salvajes"...this was so utterly old and washed up that it gave me vivid mental images of various decaying matters in advanced states of de-composition, as well as a lively accurate sensorial imagination of the combined smell of them all. it was an all-around , top of the top Pestazo...

by Marbeyonders June 21, 2008

pastaking

When someone pushes your nose to the side of your face.

Bella: im gunna pastak you soooo hard!!
Carly: uve been pastaked!!!!!
Annie: have u 2 been pastaking?

by yalemnau August 16, 2009

pistacides

The Vapour and/or peripheral splatterings of urine one indures at a crowded urinal

Hey dude whats with those weird yellow splotches on your flarred corderoys?

Oh shit, its pistacides from that airport urinal pissfest I had to indure....Fuck it

by bennycnz May 20, 2010

pastages

A dish consisting of pasta and chopped sausages.

A: Totally in need of some meat relief right now.
B: I'll get the pastages started.

by essjaydee vee elljayhaitch June 28, 2011

pasta pussy

The pussy of an Italian woman

That girl Berta's got a pasta pussy.

by Lmjm4 March 14, 2014

Pasta Life

Experiences from past lives which directly affect one's capabilities in cooking and preparing pasta and other noodle-based Italian dishes in one's present life.

"I have no clue where I learned how to mince garlic like this, someone must have shown me how in my pasta life."

by Satanbean October 12, 2014