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stank poon

a female vagina that comes to be quite stanky due to the presence of poo or a poo like substance in or around the vag.
I was fuckin my girlfriend and when i pulled out, my johnson smelled like shit. Fuckin stank poon.
by pwnstarsixty9 January 7, 2010
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carpe poon

Literally means "seize the poon". Used as a term of motivation for a guy to go talk to a girl and eventually have sex with her.
Guy 1: That girl over there is kind of pretty.
Guy 2: Go talk to her.
Guy 1: Nah its Alright.
Guy 2. Dude! Carpe poon!
by Mitch McSpanklesworth October 1, 2006
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Poonag

According to T9 cellphone dictionaries, it is the correct spelling of "smooch".
"I am going to give my girlfriend a big poonag"
by Herpaderp September 20, 2009
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Roast Poon

Char broiled poon served with BBQ sauce or Catsup (eaten with fork and knife)
"Snanes mother makes a mean Roast Poon"
by s.w. August 13, 2006
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Sushi Poon

Contrary to the popular belief that a sushi poon is just a fishy pussy, it is also in fact, a slightly overweight girl who attempts to take advantage of (rape) drunk guys while she is sober or intoxicated. These kinds of girls can be very hard to detect because generally they are very nice and friendly until they make their move
careful man that chick is a total sushi poon... shes gonna rape your ass later wit that strap on
by Tpain00420 January 5, 2009
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Cal Poly Pomona

Not to be confused with the original Cal Poly (SLO), it was SLO's satellite campus up until 1966, when it became big enough and split off on its own. Most people are unaware that the Pomona campus exists separately.

It is well renowned for its excellent engineering programs (the College of Engineering was ranked 9th in the nation for 2004), ranks as the #2 CSU for engineering (after Cal Poly SLO), and ranks second in the nation (behind Cornell) for hotel and restaurant management. Like its SLO sister, it holds true to the "learn by doing" philosophy, by integrating practice into traditional theory education. However, unlike SLO, CPP does accept a hefty number of dumbasses, which pretty much has screwed their reputation.

But at the same time, unlike SLO, it is mainly a commuter school and the social environment is just plain bland.

It also boasts as one of the most ethnically diverse campuses in the nation (30% Asian, 28% White, 28% Hispanic, 5% Black), whereas SLO is mostly white.

A serious university for serious students. We only care to go to school for studying, not to go partying.
Cal Poly Pomona is definitely an underrated school, but the admissions staff seriously needs to increase their standards.

Person 1: Where do you go?
Person 2: Cal Poly.
Person 1: Oh, SLO?
Person 2: Umm... noooooes, the other one.
by The Engineer December 8, 2004
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polonipwned

The act of being killed (pwned) by the radioactive element Polonium 210.
Alexander Litvinenko, the spy, got polonipwned by "Mother Russia."
by Sirar December 1, 2006
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