Portland Taco

The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.

I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.

by viagratriangle45 August 29, 2014

Portland Pistol Whip

While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.

Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.

James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.

Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!

by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017

Portland

A city in Oregon that used to be cool but now has lots of problems with drugs and homelessness

"Downtown Portland has lots of homelessness sadly"

by Saengdao December 29, 2022

Portland Picasso

Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.

Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"

by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...

by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021

Keep Portland Weird

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.

"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.

by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020

Portland Steamboat

Inserting a candle (steamboat) into the anus and having vaginal sex, hence the "chugging".

Me and Jane did a Portland Steamboat last night, it was awesome.

Oh.

by Carl the Demi-God Wheezer November 2, 2025

Portland push-up

The act of having intercourse with another man, usually while both are assuming the vertical position.

Dave: Yo, you're never gonna guess what I saw down by the boardwalk!

Sam: Was it two homeless dudes doing the Portland push-up?

by Snaze4Daze April 28, 2025