Porno egg

An egg cooked so well the yoke squirts out when eating it

I had a porno egg sandwich today it squirted over my hoodie

by Stan Stanley stanforth January 12, 2021

porno syndrome

When u think a lot about things that will not happen but u’re still think they can happen.

Man 1: Dude this girl will suck my dick
Man 2: Never bro, she is way out of your league, you got that porno Syndrome

by 0verthinker April 21, 2021

porno

sir. there arent any fucking pornos on this site- visit pornhub.com :)

porno=not here

by anonymous6969;) October 19, 2020

Porno Titty

When you are fucking a chick and only one of her boobs is moving, just like you would see when a chick is getting fucked in a porno.

I was fucking this chick missionary and only her left titty was moving, so I was watching her porno titty.

by Marty1985 June 18, 2022

Porno-thinking

The act of visualizing sexual acts or mentally stripping the clothes off someone of the opposite sex.

Cute guy, i can imagine such a fine ass without the jeans on.. damn! I better stop porno-thinking.

Dude, she's got such nice boobs, i can't help porno-thinking when she's around.

The way that guy keeps looking at me, I bet he's porno-thinking.

by KC Fedora October 13, 2011

Porno

Nude mating videos

PahangNgJiakHao enjoys porno through his Vr

by FattyHawFong July 13, 2021

Porno accurate

When the quality of a movie or acting is so bad its like watching a Porno

John: did ya hear about Resident evil Welcome to Raccoon City

Steve: naw mate i heard its pretty Porno Accurate

by Arndehgrt August 3, 2022