Poopsicle

When dropping a duece, and you feel it getting muddy,
Run to the freezer, and fill an ice-tray buddy.

Do not forget to add popsicle sticks for effect before freezing. (serves 2-4)

(also refer to Ass-Gremlin)

"Dad, the ice-cream man is outside. May i have 50 cents,"
Said Jimmy
"Yah me too," chimed Molly

"Hahahaha, But Kids, I made fresh Poopsicles last night!" replied dad.

"Yaaaaaayyyyyyy" they shouted in unison. "you're the best Dad"

by Zachary Allen November 12, 2008

Cherry popsicle

A cherry Popsicle is when your fucking a virgin and u pop her cherry... The pullout then looks like a cherry Popsicle

dick fuck cherry Popsicle

by AmyLoves2B8 December 14, 2010

Vagina Popsicle

When a women puts ice on and in her vagina until its to its coldest point, Then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a man or another women.

Tom said his wife and him tried the Vagina Popsicle. He said it was cold, but enjoyable.

by Th3 FETT MAN August 2, 2010

alaskan popsicle

take a shit then freeze a log and use it as a dildo

I let my girlfriend use my "Alaskan Popsicle" to please her.

by Haywaitaminute! January 7, 2009

poopsicle

A tasty, chocolaty, morsel that comes out fresh and warm, but served frozen.

Bo's favorite snack is a poopsicle... but he usually likes them after they've melted a little.

by jackstack November 1, 2007

popsicle

A way to enjoy another person's body. You can lick, bite, nibble, suck, etc. like you would a popsicle.

I popsicled Jayne last night. He was tasty.

by chicinthecity March 4, 2008

ass popsicle

Used to describe a man who uses popsicles to masturbate up the anus. In other variations it is used to describe a homosexual or describe a man who messes up very much.

"Damnit, popsicle fucker! Pick that shit up!"

by MATATES November 26, 2004