Rufus Poofus Mc.Duffus

This is a girl or boy who fakes his LGBTQ identity to get into sleepovers of the opposite sex and perv on them.

Person A:Did you here about that time Jamal lied about being gay to get into Vicky’s sleepover?

Person B: OMG what a Rufus Poofus Mc.duffus

by marvel jack November 24, 2018

poonum

A word used to describe a enormously gay person or a sick, loose, floppy vag.

1. Dude, that guys is the biggest poonum fuck ive ever seen

2. She has the floppiest poonum ive ever fucked

by Poonum April 19, 2005

Poobutt

The typical definition for somebody that goes by qz purp.

Man I really played like poobutt that game, let my qz purp come out.

by Lee Waliczek June 11, 2018

poonus

when you are in mid poo and it is stuck in the anus a fusion between poo and anus is poonus that is the moment to capture as 'poonus'

when you cannot get the poo out of your anus on the toilet

by mr.p.oonus May 5, 2005

Poomu

A fat persons swimsuit, usually constructed from large amounts of fabric, and sometimes has a skirt or sarong attached.

Kirstie Alley, Oprah and Janet Jackson all go poomu shopping together at Jones New York before they go to their closets to eat Coldstones and babies in shame.

by Lori Ween Levine September 25, 2007

poopular cupping

The act of catching poop in a cup as it comes out straight from the tap.

I gave up booting windows after it sat at the loading screen poopular cupping for over an hour.

by zzwepumpin March 1, 2008

Poomuyl

A Jobbie cleaning tool traditionally used by the Russians.... ( looks like a paint roller)

There's nae bog roll left love....can you pass me my poomuyl

by DaeItPoo July 14, 2010