wild pooing

Dooing a number two in the countryside without toilet roll in preference to using a toilet.

Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.

Oh no where is my child? He is out wild pooing.

by lizziebbad June 7, 2013

Just Poofing

Having consentual sex with another man in order to relieve sexual frustration.

No acts of intimacy, such as kissing.

First con:

"Came by your cell earlier and seen a guy hanging off your dick"

Second con:
"Gets lonely. It's just poofing and don't mean a thing"

by TnD-GSC July 24, 2016

Horse Pooping

A strange but common sound that lurks in PlayStation chat party’s

Aj: Makes odd sound
Christian: what the hell was that
Me: oh he was just horse pooping

by Bill Cosby Cheesecake December 11, 2018

Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party”

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020

Marathon Pooping

The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.

Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)

by WebsterHayls September 8, 2021

Cuzsie Pooping Friday

On fridays, Cuzsie will go poop and record / photograph his pooping adventures. Some may want to celebrate along with Cuzsie, by pooping along with him.

"Dude, wake up! It's Cuzsie Pooping Friday!"

by Cuzsie May 16, 2022

Extra Pooping

When you already pooped once but you gotta go again but it’s not yet diarrhea

I gotta take some time for extra pooping into my schedule

by Meadow rose September 23, 2022