Two Poos

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.

I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!

by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020

My poosey hurts-

A phrase adapted by stan twitter user "oneofthefaggz" to signify he is H word. Made popular in the Mario Kart GC

My poosey hurts- 😳

by Oneofthefaggz October 19, 2020

Bogo pooshap

Bogo pooshap is a term used for single people to practice sex.

Person 1: Hey i got a date but im not experienced. Can you help?
Person 2:Yes just do Bogo pooshap and you will be a pro in no time.

by PuccixDio4ever January 7, 2021

bogo pooshap

The funniest thing that can happen and loojs like a dog with broken legs trying to walk that is thr bogo pooshap

Bogo pooshap

Dog:true

by .lost January 8, 2021

Jailhouse Poos

When you are with other people in an enclosed place but you can not hold your poo any longer so you poo near them like an inmate would in a jail cell.

I couldn't wait any longer for the next rest stop so I had a bad case of the jailhouse poos in the car. Nobody talked to me for the rest of the trip.

by BlownerReceiver69 February 9, 2021

Crocodile poosay

When your poosay is to dangerous to be seen as a loss at so they then call it a “crocodile poosay”

“Omg that’s the girl with the crocodile poosay”

by Hanges_wifey June 11, 2022

Pepper Spray Pomosexual

Pepper Spray Pomosexuals is a solidarity movement made up of pomosexual individuals who support and celebrate inclusivity and fight against gatekeeping and exclusion within the LGBT+ community.

Person 1: Are you an inclusionist?
Person 2: Yeah! I'm a Pepper Spray Pomosexual.

by Salvageboi March 3, 2023