Poetrist

A poet who writes poetry.

You write wonderful poetries! You can be a great poetrist.

by KrishNick February 10, 2021

secret poets

The secret poet is someone who has discovered their talent for poetry but doesn't have the courage to share his/her works witht he world. These people may only share their writings with their most closest and trustworthy friends

Secrey poets can be anyone. Mostly, they are the ones who are depressed. They usually never to be in the mood they appear to be in. And, they never follow the crowd.

by Eanne May 13, 2005

Crappy Poetry

Crappy Poetry can take on many forms; it is a morphologic organism that evolves alarmingly quick. The art form itself is widely debated and misunderstood; however, it is largely accepted that Crappy Poetry is either a satirical poem making fun of poems or just a poem that is written very poorly.

The leading authority on Crappy Poetry is The Crappy Poets Society. The majority of members have the opinion that poems which rhyme and make sense are less crappy then poems which do not rhyme and are random in nature.

Crappy Poetry is designed to be humorous and the authors goal is to make their audience laugh.

Joe: Here is my submission to the crappy poetry contest:

'That’s What She Said' by Joe W.
I want to ride,
But it’s so long.
My needs can’t wait.
I hate it in the back.
It hurts so bad; I want to scream!
It drives me wild.
I’m going to suck it up.
I don’t know how much longer I can last though…
I’m going to burst!
I’m so excited, but I know the ride won’t last long.
Ew, it’s all wet and it kind of smells.
How many people have ridden it before?
These are the thoughts I think as I wait in line.

Audience Member: wow, joe, that was some crappy poetry.

by The Crappy Poets Society April 25, 2011

petofile

adjective used to describe a complete douche who goes to a high school prom hoping to penetrate anything and everything in sight with his genitals tattoed in the design of the Florida State University seminole spear

that petofile is going to graduate school next year

why the hell is he at a high school prom?

by Captain Insane-0 April 26, 2010

shithouse poet

This is the dude who writes funny shit themed poems on the walls of bathroom stalls. He mainly works at IUPUI in Cav Hall 2nd floor, but I'm sure there are more poets in the world!

"The Janitors work is all in vain the shithouse poet strikes again!" - Shithouse poet Left in the 3rd stall from the right Cav Hall 2nd floor.

by Mike Oxlong...seriously November 18, 2004

poetry

1. An archaic form of literature, now dying off. Doggerel.

As practiced in modern times, poetry is a discredited means of (supposedly) communicating aesthetic thoughts or feelings in verbal form. Thousands, perhaps millions of person-hours, disc/server space, and trees are wasted to develop and store this tripe.

"Award winning" poetry is usually the worst kind, representing the vilest outcome of combining incestuous art-cronyism with self-indulgent self-promotion.

2. A complete waste of time.

1. Bob is nearly finished with his english degree, but he still needs a credit in poetry of the twentieth century.

2.
Small trees that shine
out of watery depths
With broken limbs, like
Becky are
Not why I write.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

petoris

n. synonym of similarly spelled "pitoris," which is an abnormally small or accidentally shortened penis that resembles an exposed clitoris

Jimmy was left with only a petoris after a firework exploded in his lap.

by Vgnfc July 25, 2006