poor

someone who has a lack of money

"Brian your parents have shit jobs, no wonder you are so poor"

by the preacher October 14, 2019

poor boying it

Walking. Lacking other modes of transportation. Usually referencing a lack of funds.

You pitchin' in for gas?...
No!!!...
Guess you'll be po' boyin it then.
See ya, loser.

by curtisjlowe April 2, 2004

podcrush

To have a crush on a Podcaster.

"I downloaded all of the back episodes of Dawn and Drew and realized.. I have a total podcrush on them."

by Wendy Starr July 14, 2005

Poor Man's Blumpkin

The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.

"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."

by Mudkipz9001 October 9, 2009

pidor

A soldier of the Russian Federation

HEY THEY ARE PIDORS, GET THEM (starts shooting)
Pidors are swarming!

by Chornobayev April 28, 2023

poor thinger

representing sympathy, showing affectionate care & concern for someone or something

dude: What tha eff is wrong with me!? I just dropped an entire bowl of hot nacho cheese on the carpet! I'm so mad at myself! GRRR!!!

chick: Awww hunny! You poor thinger!!! I'm sorry, let me help you clean it up.

OR

dude: Hey ma wanna go check out the zoo today?

chick: Naw daddy, you know I dont like to see the animals locked up like that.. those poor thingers!

by Kermie's Mommy & Daddy April 15, 2008

New Poor

People who lose money because of the recession and then don't know how to live without money.

Parker: Did you hear about Steve?
Thomas: No what happened to him?
Parker: He is new poor now. Last I heard he is living outside a bar in a broken down RV.
Thomas: Man, new poor strikes again.

by the_new_black_mamba October 2, 2009