Pocket Pregnancy

The phenomenon that occurs when a man wearing relatively tight/slim pants keeps his phone, wallet, iPod, etc. in his pocket, causing it to bulge out noticeably, so much so that it's often possible to identify the item from its outline alone.

Example #1

*Two coworker friends are talking in the break-room as a third leaves*

Coworker #1: "HAHA ... dude did you see Mike's pocket pregnancy?!?"

Coworker #: "Did I see it?? I'm not blind bro ... I don't understand how he can walk around with that thing ... that's just GROSS!"

Coworker #1: "Yeah and as if that weren't already bad enough you can see clearly that he's still using that iPhone of his ... everyone knows the Evo is better!"

Coworker #2: "Word bro! The iPhone is LAMESAUCE."

Example #2

*Two bros finish having lunch and get up from the table*

Chris: "Holy shit dude I told you last time ... no boners when we're alone together in public!!"

Matt: "Dude calm down ... it's just a pocket pregnancy"

by wxflurry November 03, 2010

Scent Pocket

A woman's vagina, referencing the delightful odors that emanate from within.

Damn Bailey you need to close your legs, your scent pocket smells like rancid seafood!!

by WazzuMeatWarrior February 27, 2010

Outta Pocket

another word for saying someone crossed a line or to say when someone said something out of nowhere

Commenter: Pov sia trapped in beyonce's basement
Replier: PLEASE YALL ARE SO OUTTA POCKET

by a glass of water May 31, 2021

pocket transaction

A pocket transaction occurs when money completely misses the cash register and "accidentally" ends up in the pocket of a minimum wage employee.

We don't get enough money for working at McDonalds, so we occasionally complete a pocket transaction to make up for it.

by RJForce August 26, 2007

Outta Pocket

When somebody says something that was too messed up to be said in a conversation

Oh wow that’s outta pocket

by The Real Christian E. May 24, 2022

pocket text

when your phone is in your pocket and accidently sends someone a text

Friend: hey whats "ku?"
Me: oh sorry that was a pocket text

by DAGMARTHEUNSTOPPABLE March 29, 2009

Boner Pockets

A slang phrase meaning The female genetalia (aka: Vagina). If you think about it, the vagina is a pocket. What does that pocket recieve? Thats right, a boner. Hence the name BONER POCKETS.

"Yo, she has some deep boner pockets!"

by Onlyonthurs May 28, 2008