laptop plop

A term origination in Brisbane, Australia, 'laptop plop' describes the action of going to the toilet while using a laptop. In many countries acknowledgment of the action has been ignored or outlawed, however in Germany it has become a popular term used among university students. It has characterized an entire generation of students who although enjoy the privacy of a toilet visit, don't allow the 'down time' (excuse the pun) of falling behind in their studies. In Germany it is know as a 'computer defäkieren sie' or more commonly 'laptopscheiße'.

english; "oh boy, I don't want to fall behind on this assignment, but I need to do a poo. I think I'll just do a laptop plop then I can keep working on my assignment in the provacy of the toilet".

german; "Eine Laptopscheiße ist der beste Weg, Zeit als ein Universitätsstudent zu sparen".

by felvert March 18, 2011

plomp

a very small man in a very big hat

.... plomp says it all dont you think ....

by Aaron Waddell June 21, 2008

Ploopidy

Ploopidy means when you think someone is super great

“Sharon is amazing. She’s so ploopidy.”

by I-am-the-apple-tater May 10, 2019

phoophie

Fluffy animal fur.

That sheep has phoophie coat. Those stuff animals are phoophie!

by thereddalek19 November 16, 2012

phooping

Pretending to take a dump work so you can play on your phone.

Josh: dude are you feeling ok? You were in the bathroom for like 45 minute.

Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.

Josh: cool what level did you beat.

by jackking November 16, 2013

Ploobadoof

The noise made when a large breasted woman undoes her pushup bra and lets her tits fall loose.

She's so top heavy her ploobadoofs measure on the Richter Scale

by GoggleboxUK May 12, 2015

Ploozer

Someone who is both a poser and a loser.

That dude is a ploozer.

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015