Platonic Love

Platonic love involves deep affection, but no romantic or sexual attraction.

Platonic love involves deep affection, but no romantic or sexual attraction.

"I platonically love my friends."
"Well, duh. You don't romantically love us."

by Label_The_Candle April 8, 2022

Platonnet

A sonnet written for someone you have no romantic feelings for.

"I wanna show my appreciation to my best friend, Ben, but I don't want it to come across as romantic." :(
"Well, you can just write a platonnet!!"

by narcissisticbxtch October 20, 2022

Platonic Rape

Rape without any sexual contact. Usually not stated but often implied. Some people who are especially good at video games could be known as Platonic Rapists, because they are always "raping" their opponents.

You just got raped. (Platonic Rape)

by PlatonicRape January 25, 2011

Plutonian

adj.

Having a dynamic personality.

Dope #1: Sarie is surely a nice girl; I've never seen anyone so sweet and positive about life!
Dope #2: Sarie? Yeah, right! She's always frowning, NEVER talks, and always snatches stuff out of peoples' hands.
Dope #1: What? No!
Killer #1: Maybe she has multiple personality disorder.
Kiko: Maybe she's just a bit plutonian!

by Kiko April 25, 2004

plutonically

An adverb used by a man/woman to emphasize that it is not love/relationhip as in boyfriend and girlfriend but a friendly or normal love, as in don't hate you but I'm not in love with you either. Eg. Do you love Johnny? Well, yea, I just love him plutonically.

Do you love Naomie? Yes, like plutonically, I mean I love her as a friend.

by jonDon January 13, 2015

Plutonic

Like platonic but for retards who can't spell

Person 1: We're plutonic friends
Person 2: wtf retard it's platonic

by The Derky May 9, 2019

Strictly Platonic

A Craigslist term meaning "creepy as hell".

Strictly Platonic:

SWM seeks intimate backrubbing sessions with SBF. Deformities a plus. Just conversation! I've been dumped too many times.

by T. Barr July 1, 2008