Platonnet

A sonnet written for someone you have no romantic feelings for.

"I wanna show my appreciation to my best friend, Ben, but I don't want it to come across as romantic." :(
"Well, you can just write a platonnet!!"

by narcissisticbxtch October 20, 2022

Platooned

To be so drunk that the next morning you will most certainly wake up feeling;

a) with no idea of your whereabouts

b) as if you've just been in a Napalm attack.

"Look at Burty go, he's getting Platooned tonight"
"Yeah, he'll definitely be waking up in Vietnam tomorrow".

by kramssor April 21, 2009

Platoner

A word to describe one mans affection to another manner in a purely platonic manner. A combination of platonic and boner.

I have a platoner for Jude Law

by zinho August 9, 2009

platonictubbo

platonictubbo has a piss kink

platonictubbo is so hot

by platonictubbo July 10, 2021

Platooney Dooney

See Rooney Dooney

Why you Platooney Dooney

by Tex FPX July 28, 2022

platonictines

Being Valentine’s platonically, not romantically.

Gabriel: You want to be my Valentine in a friend way?

Celesta: Yeah that’ll be fun! Like platonic valentines! Platonictines!

by Ms. Talented February 7, 2024

Platointoulinia

Someone of a large or broad body.

"Yeah, so my McDonald's order is 12 Big Mac's and—"

"And? Why the hell is there more, you platointoulinia?!"

by kelp.shake:3 March 31, 2024