by LolZdXd April 19, 2019
The most badass motha fuckers you'll ever meet. In the band, everybody knows that saxophones are the coolest people. They usually like smoking weed and getting high. See music like nobody else does and are passionate as hell.
Saxophone players are the right amount of confident, not too much like the cock sucking trumpet players and not as little as the french horn players because nobody has even heard them speak.
Saxophone players are intelligent, good looking, funny, and epic. During football games, no other sections ever have as much fun as the saxophone players. In life, they end up being successful and turning into rich folks.
Usually end up being drum majors their senior year and are the best section leaders.
You will more than likely see the saxophone players hanging out with drummers.
When a saxophone player first picks us his/her instrument they know it's the love of his/her life. When then finally have a girlfriend/boyfriend they know how to turn them on.
In Texas, the saxes are unbelievable.
The true makers of Jazz...
Saxophone players are the right amount of confident, not too much like the cock sucking trumpet players and not as little as the french horn players because nobody has even heard them speak.
Saxophone players are intelligent, good looking, funny, and epic. During football games, no other sections ever have as much fun as the saxophone players. In life, they end up being successful and turning into rich folks.
Usually end up being drum majors their senior year and are the best section leaders.
You will more than likely see the saxophone players hanging out with drummers.
When a saxophone player first picks us his/her instrument they know it's the love of his/her life. When then finally have a girlfriend/boyfriend they know how to turn them on.
In Texas, the saxes are unbelievable.
The true makers of Jazz...
Dan: "Yea dude, I heard about the saxophone players in the band. What's the deal?"
Richard: "Does it matter? Anything they do, they will be better than you."
Dan: "Yea you're right.... "
Richard: "Does it matter? Anything they do, they will be better than you."
Dan: "Yea you're right.... "
by SaxItUp June 2, 2011
A Tuba Player is the most important person in a marching band, they provide the loud and deep tones that an audience loves to hear, and tubas are a great visual representing power like that of of the Player themselves
Did you see that Tuba Player? He must have the strongest lungs in the world to play that instrument.
by StephenMickel July 21, 2012
Many were PUBG players once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated, a ruined and terrible form of life, perfected into competitive arrogant manchildren.
by WienerVonSchnitzelSchwein September 19, 2018
the cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. We'll do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl/guy is bein a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin' top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates,thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, packin' lips, the word "fuck", pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game, Hockey Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is fine, because your invincible once you step on the ice, because a shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard? It's not for the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. We do it because we love it
by Dom from Brooklyn October 22, 2007
A guy who wants to be a player but sucks at playing girls. He usually tries way too hard often to no success to attract the ladies and is a total pussball. He uses cheesy-ass pickup lines and tries to sweet talk girls into wanting to get with him with phrases that sound like he copped them out of a bad 90's pop song.
Also usually a complete, total idiot.
P.S. A real player makes it seem effortless, and is only corny when necessary.
Also usually a complete, total idiot.
P.S. A real player makes it seem effortless, and is only corny when necessary.
This pathetic fool (Over text messages):
"Trust me baby, ull get alot of pleasure outa me, ull never want me to go home"
"Pleasure, but baby u dont have to worry, how can i say this... Umm u call the shots, il be here to care, love, and anything u want, as long as u want it, if u want something u got it, if u dont i dont go no farther, U have my promise"
"I wont let u down beautiful. I care for hearts, i dont break'em, and im true to my word, im not like other guys, i dont think women are just things to hump, i respect women and have no problem doin so."
Me: Goodnight, good luck with high school. (I just graduated, this idiot's a Junior)
Him: "Hahaha thanks baby, so are u really into me?"
"Cuz baby, im really diggin u"
"Goodnight babygirl"
"XOXOXO"
"Goodmorning hun"
*I ignore him*
"Hey baby"
"I really like u kr1574... I really do, and i wana treat u right, and if i have to wait i will. I wana see u, but i do have to work, lets make a date, sunday, just u and me, and il treat u. I wana show u im ur type of guy."
Me: "Frankly i dont think we should. Your not my type of guy."
Him: "Wat u mean?"
"..."
Me: "Your not strong enough to handle a girl like me"
Him: "Yes i am! I can prove it! Just give me the chance"
"Just trust me, i can handle u, trust me"
Me: "Well i have seen you w that other bitch so you should be fine"
Him: "Shes not my type, and she lies too much. Please just give me the chance, id surprise u"
Me: "I will think about it"
Him: "Im full of surprises, i wont let u down baby,"
Me: "Thats what im talkin about. I dont like the sweet talking. Its not a game to me. And you said that to me the other night so your not very surprising."
Him: "Its not a game to me. I want u, i want ur body, i wana get with u."
"So lets rock it baby, lemme blow ur mind"
"Hey"
Aka THIS WILL DISGUST A WOMAN AND SCARE HER AWAY AND MAKE HER HATE YOU.
Especially if she tells you to stop saying cheesy-ass shit to her and you continue to do so with Nsync lyrics! WTF!
I wanted to bitch this wannabe player out, but if I opened my mouth, the meanest things ever would have poured out because I have so much to bitch at him about!
Guys: Keep it to a minimum, for real!
"Trust me baby, ull get alot of pleasure outa me, ull never want me to go home"
"Pleasure, but baby u dont have to worry, how can i say this... Umm u call the shots, il be here to care, love, and anything u want, as long as u want it, if u want something u got it, if u dont i dont go no farther, U have my promise"
"I wont let u down beautiful. I care for hearts, i dont break'em, and im true to my word, im not like other guys, i dont think women are just things to hump, i respect women and have no problem doin so."
Me: Goodnight, good luck with high school. (I just graduated, this idiot's a Junior)
Him: "Hahaha thanks baby, so are u really into me?"
"Cuz baby, im really diggin u"
"Goodnight babygirl"
"XOXOXO"
"Goodmorning hun"
*I ignore him*
"Hey baby"
"I really like u kr1574... I really do, and i wana treat u right, and if i have to wait i will. I wana see u, but i do have to work, lets make a date, sunday, just u and me, and il treat u. I wana show u im ur type of guy."
Me: "Frankly i dont think we should. Your not my type of guy."
Him: "Wat u mean?"
"..."
Me: "Your not strong enough to handle a girl like me"
Him: "Yes i am! I can prove it! Just give me the chance"
"Just trust me, i can handle u, trust me"
Me: "Well i have seen you w that other bitch so you should be fine"
Him: "Shes not my type, and she lies too much. Please just give me the chance, id surprise u"
Me: "I will think about it"
Him: "Im full of surprises, i wont let u down baby,"
Me: "Thats what im talkin about. I dont like the sweet talking. Its not a game to me. And you said that to me the other night so your not very surprising."
Him: "Its not a game to me. I want u, i want ur body, i wana get with u."
"So lets rock it baby, lemme blow ur mind"
"Hey"
Aka THIS WILL DISGUST A WOMAN AND SCARE HER AWAY AND MAKE HER HATE YOU.
Especially if she tells you to stop saying cheesy-ass shit to her and you continue to do so with Nsync lyrics! WTF!
I wanted to bitch this wannabe player out, but if I opened my mouth, the meanest things ever would have poured out because I have so much to bitch at him about!
Guys: Keep it to a minimum, for real!
by kr1574 July 2, 2009
A fucking femboy Germany player who think Kaiserredux is the best thing ever made and doesn't even know what a meta is
HOI4 Player: "Hey, um... UwU, um, I'm a, uh HOI4 player, and, uh, I, uh, and then, like, yeah, grrrr rawr x3"
Normal Person: "Get the fuck out of your parents house and make a living"
Normal Person: "Get the fuck out of your parents house and make a living"
by IHaveNoBitches February 14, 2023