Personal Stamp

The act of jerking off in one's own hand while their girlfriend sleeps, then being careful not to wake her, rolling over and stright-arming her, plastering her right in the forhead as if she were a peice of airmail. The most common response is one of complete shock and awe, or just: "You've got to be fucking kidding me.

My girlfriend was being a real treat the other night, so I waited for her to fall asleep then gave her my personal stamp.

by Shotty71 January 30, 2007

personal geek squad

(n.) Slang.

A title given to someone's friend who is a computer geek, often used for his (or her) technical skills. Eventually someone may abuse him (or her) and use their friend's ability for all their electronics.

Joshua is the personal geek squad in his town. He just pimped out Eric's lame notebook PC and gave him a 1080p video background and Google Chrome with awesome Extensions.

by raptroes July 15, 2010

Person -1

The forgotten person. Person 1 took their fame and it's time to end this war.

Person 1: W-who are you...?
Person 2: You know him?
Person -1: You... Took... EVERYTHING.
Person 0: And we are trying to gain it back.

by bizzylmao0 November 9, 2022

MSN Personality

The personality a person has on msn which might be completely different from their personality in real life.

"Jim is always hell funny on msn and really ladsy but in real life he's so depressing."
"Yeh, he has a funny msn personality."

by BigDickBill January 17, 2009

Triangle Person

Illuminati worshipers made of cardboard and high in fiber. They're kleptomaniacs.

-Damn, that Triangle Person stole my chair!
-Don't be such a Triangle Person.

-Did you see that Triangle Person on The News 4?
-There's officially no Triangle Person in your bathroom.

by IlluminatousTriangulous February 22, 2015

Thunder personality

Someone who has a great personality but it is overlooked because of their thunderous ASS.

Adam - “Wow Llanya is really nice.”
Danny - “Yeah but I would say she has a thunder personality.”

by Ass eatin Adam December 9, 2019

Elevator Person

Someone you wish you could be stuck in an elevator with. It can be because you want to become closer with them, you want to air out grievances you’ve had with them, or you just want to have a generally honest conversation with them. The point is, you’re stuck talking to each other.

If Olivia and I talked more I bet we’d be good friends, they’re sort of my elevator person.

There’s so much I wish I could say to Jamie, they’re definitely my elevator person.

by BenAndRebecca June 27, 2021