picnic

when your dorm bed is way too flimsy and loud so you have to put a blanket down and fuck on the floor
Sam and I had a picnic last night so my neighbors wouldn't know we fucked.
by iowapete February 21, 2020
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Picnic

When more than one Snack (beautiful person) gathers together at a time. A group of Snacks is a picnic.
“Damn Janet, look at those absolute snacks over there!” - Sharon.
Mmhmm yeah honey, that’s a picnic for sure” - Janet.
by Mangooossh May 01, 2018
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Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.

Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok

(Later)

B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.
by FannyMallet81 January 28, 2022
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Jo: you wanna have a picnic Lauren?
Lauren: NO
by REB7293_2223hfje September 16, 2020
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PICNIC

PICNIC is an abbreviation of Problem In Chair Not In Computer
For help desk or incident management classification when the issue was the use inability to follow the process correctly this qualifies as a being a PICNIC
by Purdey November 06, 2023
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Picnic table crew

A crew that assembles to light up a bowl and get ubber high consists of awesome college kids
Sara via text is the picnic table crew going to meet

Ryan fuck ya last time at the picnic table crew sara lost her eyes due to super highness
by jong kerr March 31, 2011
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Bath picnic

A picnic in the bath. Bringing food, drinks and entertainment to the bath!
Her favourite time of the week was when she got to have her bath picnic. She enjoyed sipping tea, eating Tim Tams and watching her favourite show while relaxing in a warm bubble bath.
by meep89 August 08, 2021
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