Texas Picnic Basket

Defecating into a Whataburger fast food wrapper and leaving it on top of a trash can at a Texas roadside rest area

While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to use the bathroom at a rest stop, but they were out of order so I had to leave a Texas picnic basket

by smash_trucker November 10, 2017

PICNIC

Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.

Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok

(Later)

B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.

by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022

Cuban Picnic

the act of having a picnic on the sand and/or beach.

Let's have a Cuban Picnic in South Beach for the holidays.

by OfficialDJKJ September 1, 2017

picnic

when your dorm bed is way too flimsy and loud so you have to put a blanket down and fuck on the floor

Sam and I had a picnic last night so my neighbors wouldn't know we fucked.

by iowapete February 20, 2020

Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.

My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am

by phillyp1 December 29, 2023

Ant Picnic

This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!

p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"

by gibe gupe July 13, 2021

Parisian Picnic

When tourists lay out some picnic rugs and consume crackers and wine, whilst watching you and your sexual partners Eiffel Tower each other.

Let’s sit down, have a Parisian Picnic and look at the Eiffel towering those two blokes with the massive cocks are giving to that pixie looking midget.

by Jobman212 October 21, 2023