oyster picking

when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking

by LT CASEY RYBACK June 16, 2009

Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

picking on the poor

Favorite sport of DEMOCRATS and REPUBLICANS.

Because the fuckers who run the government are all Satanists.

by Satanists are dildos April 30, 2004

Picking Daisies

The act of cupping one's farts in his/her hands and releasing them throughout the air.

Looking at Mike over there picking daisies at his desk.

by JS61485 March 19, 2014

Random Pick

An event that shakes even the strongest to their bones. The end of days, the end of the world. That time whe- oh it's not me? Ok cool. (When there aren't enough p.o.i's on a speech in MUN and the chair picks a random person to speak.)

C- Since there are no question we will be having a random pick.

You Probably- *Oh God please don't let me be it, I don't have anything to ask, oh please God!*

C- *a country that's not you* you have been picked

by Atates January 6, 2021

hit the picks

To aggressively brake a vehicle, usually to avoid a collision; to step on the brakes.

Shagger hit the picks in his WB ute to avoid a roo that jumped out in front of him.

by macquariedic January 31, 2021

hot pick

comparison superlatives for choosing the best school out of four

This school is the hot pick out of these four.

by rjain001 September 2, 2020