Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

pick holes

(v.) To find every possible reason, no matter how immaterial, to oppose an action presented to you. This is regardless of whether or not it involves your participation, requires your approval, or is not your business.

"He likes to pick holes in your ideas unless they pay off in the first year. He's retiring in 18 months, and wants to make it look like he's left the company in high finanaces."

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

picking on the poor

Favorite sport of DEMOCRATS and REPUBLICANS.

Because the fuckers who run the government are all Satanists.

by Satanists are dildos April 30, 2004

Picking Daisies

The act of cupping one's farts in his/her hands and releasing them throughout the air.

Looking at Mike over there picking daisies at his desk.

by JS61485 March 19, 2014

picking pineapples

Wasting time or doing time

Me: Hey wyd
You: picking pineapples

by Amberama June 6, 2017

Random Pick

An event that shakes even the strongest to their bones. The end of days, the end of the world. That time whe- oh it's not me? Ok cool. (When there aren't enough p.o.i's on a speech in MUN and the chair picks a random person to speak.)

C- Since there are no question we will be having a random pick.

You Probably- *Oh God please don't let me be it, I don't have anything to ask, oh please God!*

C- *a country that's not you* you have been picked

by Atates January 6, 2021

pick and choodiasm

Picking and choosing the tenets of a religion that you would like to follow. Often choosing the convenient parts (the holidays and celebrations) and leaving the rest.

"Is Greg Jewish? He doesn't keep kosher."
"Yeah but he takes all of the holidays though."
"He must be practicing pick and choodiasm."

or

"You're eating meat? I thought Catholics abstained from meat on Fridays in Lent."
"No worries dude, I'm practicing pick and choodiasm."

by JGpe rcussion September 28, 2011