phlegmman

A transvestite prostitute who specializes in oral pleasure

I thought she was hot 'til I found out she was a phlegmman

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

plexicotomy

A plexicotomy is having a piece of plexiglass installed in your navel. That way you can see where you are going while having your head firmly implanted in your ass.

I've seen some attitudes before, but this is epic. Someone here is in serious need of a plexicotomy.

by mcalus April 12, 2010

Phlegm Omelette

A special dish made solely out of the secretions from someone's nose and throat. Don't knock it until you try it!
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.

Hil: Howdy Billy, I cooked up a Phlegm Omelette for you.

Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!

by Fishysmells52 June 28, 2017

phlemtosecond

the precise amount of time it takes to hock a loogie

Cooper refreshed the page every 2.3 phlemtoseconds, clocked by his common cold.

by hockaluigi August 22, 2017

Phlebotomy

the study of phlebs.

i passed my phlebotomy test

by BlooGBlue February 23, 2019

Minecraft plex

the number of all of the blocks in all of the Minecraft seeds in all of the world settings, the word originates from a Youtube video called Minecraft DECODED! How Many Diamonds Exist? | The SCIENCE... of Minecraft it was posted on the channel the game theorist

i give less shits then a negative Minecraft plex

by csundin May 30, 2018

Plexis

Living IRC manseks.

"omfg that si ghey liek plexis"

by Pat Johnson February 13, 2004