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Persapussy

A rich Iranian American who tends to have bad fashion, wears a lot of jewelry and blames every single problem of Iran on the Shah, the president and BP. Usually very good at bullshitting and claims their family has a long line of geniuses.
Hasmajid: Evverry problemm of Perssia is becose of ahmadinejad!!
Bobby: It was fucked way before that you persapussy!
Hasmajid: I still hate jews.
by Homoman69 June 3, 2010
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Persia

A gorgeous girl/woman who loves to be noticed
Persia you are so gorgeous. I noticed your new phone
by Tink2213 November 13, 2017
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Perseus

A Misterious Soviet Person in Call Of Duty: Black Ops: Cold War; Targeted by the U.S Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), In the Campaign you have to Search for clues to find him, In A Scene, you can choose to Help Russell Adler (" (Truth) Solovetsky") to get a final attack on the Solovetsky Islands or To Betray Adler ( "(Lie) Duga" ) And detonate the Greenlight Nukes. On the Mission "Ashes to Ashes" after killing Adler, you met him in person for the first time, and for that, he gives you the Permission to Detonate the Nukes, Finishing the Campaign.
"If he's active, something big is gonna happen. Something that could shift the balance of the Cold War." Russell Adler talking about Perseus
by A Bored Shitposter March 1, 2021
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entangled persian forest

The area of "land" on a middle easterners " genitalular area that consists of entagled black forest pubes, usually hosting some sort of sand crab -esque creature
that sandy kid hes sure repping that entangled persian forest.
by xxaustinxx June 30, 2007
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Pershate

Kris Allen on Twitter:

KrisAllen4Real Thanks Tampa. You guys were a little rowdy tonight. 'pershate it.

Yay to Kris Allen! (: Only he can create such freaking cute words.
by Assyle July 29, 2009
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Persian

Alright first off, I come from the city of Hamadan in Iran. I speak the Persian language (Farsi). That does not make me a Persian. Persians are a sub-species of the Indo-Iranian Aryan tribes who migrated from South Russia and Central Asia to parts of Iran, Afghanistan and India. There were people already living in Iran like the Elamites. Some Iranian tribes settled in the South of Iran. Some of these tribes were known as the Persians. Some tribes settled in the North. Some of these tribes were known as the Medes. Persia conquered the Median Empire. Then they conquered a huge amount of land. This empire was known as the Persian Empire. I am dam proud of coming from such a Culture rich country as Iran. Just cause I come from Iran dosen't make me a Persian. I have most likely Persian blood in me, and Medean as well, Kurdish, Elami blood and many others. Most people in Iran are descended from all the Aryan (Iranian) tribes who settled in Iran.

In Iran, the people there are generally nice, hospitallous and smart. They have not lost their ways. They still keep their country's culture close to them and have not forgotten stories of the Shahnameh. In America (or other countries where Iranians generally immigrate) the Iranians there refer to themselves as 'Persian' though they have no meaning of what it is. They are mostly hospitallous, but the young Iranians there have lost their ways and are sliding into American culture and are creating a stereotype for themselves there. They will not remember the story of Arash the Archer if we said it to them! So lost are they. Instead of being wise and kind like most Iranians, they affiliate themselves with gangbangers and hookers and the like. The women also dye their blonde, hiding their natural dark hair. I am not saying that all Iranian Immigrants are like this. It's just some Individuals.
Iran=
Man1: Dorood bar shoma dostam. Halee shoma khobe?
Translantion: Hello friend. How are you?
Man2: Khobam Moshakaram.
Translation: Im good thanks.
Man1: Dari az chi fekhr mikonad?
Translation: What are you thinking of?
Man2: Daram az ghese-e-Arash e Kamangir fekr mikonad. Che ghese!
Translation: I am thinking of the tale of Arash the Archer. What a tale!
Man1: Vakhan.
Translation: Indeed.

America:
Iranian-American: Hello Farhad! Chetoori brother?
Translation: Hello Farhad! How are you brother?
Farhad: Dorood Bar Shoma. Man khoshalam, mochakeram Vahid.
Translation: Good day to you. I am happy, thank you Vahid.
Vahid: Chera to happy hasti?
Translation: Why are you happy?
Farhad: Chon ke man ghese ye Fereydun o shenidam.
Translation: Because I have heard the story of Fereydun.
Vahid: Fereydun kodom foole dige?
Translation: Which fool is Fereydun?
Farhad: Fereydun yegdone Irani gavi bod.
Translation: Fereydun was a great Iranian hero.
Vahid: Huh?
Farhad: Badbakhd. Hichi az Pars ke nemidoni ama be khodet migi Parsi?

Translation: Poor fellow. You know nothing about Persia, yet you call yourself a Persian?
Vahid: Huh?
by Dorood Bar Shoma July 15, 2008
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Persian Squirrel

The sensation of pushing a clawing squirrel out of your ass after eating Persian food.
I really enjoyed lunch today at the Iranian restaurant but had to drop an extremely painful Persian squirrel when I got home.
by The Iron Sheik July 21, 2009
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