Phantom Nut Syndrome

Sensation that an amputated or otherwise missing testicle is still attached to the scrotum

For many years after that voracious squirrel chewed his left testicle off, Matt frequently had to check into the ER because of his phantom nut syndrome

by Hungry Squirrel January 20, 2009

fecal phantom

The act of pooping on objects with out being seen. Mostly done solo and in conjunction with a night of hard drinking. Spots hit roofs of cars, ash trays, top of mailbox, counter tops, jean pockets. ect....

Some one took a crap on the roof of my car last night. The fecal phantom struck again.

by Bob Oso April 20, 2006

chocolate phantom

The act of taking a sloppy, wet shit, possibly diarreha, then, without wiping, while your friends (up to 7) are asleep, using the palms of their hands instead of toilet paper to wipe your ass with. Symptoms include pink eye, morning sickness, and poor hygene.

friend one: 'wakes up and rubs eyes' "Eww dude what the fuck who the hell used my hands as an ass wipe?!?!" friend two: "Oh my fucking lord who the hell is responsible for this?!?!" You: "I have no idea, someone did it to me also but i washed my hands this morning, must have been the chocolate phantom."

by The Chocolate Phantom June 26, 2010

Phantom of the Opera

A novel written in 1911 by Gaston Leroux, not in the mid 1980s by Andrew Lloyd Webber.

"I love the Phantom of the Opera 2004 movie based off of Andrew Lloyd Webber's story."
"You crazy phangirl, the Phantom of the Opera was written like 100 years ago!!"

by Jessica P. September 5, 2006

Phantom cord

n. The cord of a wireless controller that isn't there. This is only applicable to people who have used non-Phantom cords for most of their life.
v. The act of needing to re situate oneself by flicking the controller up or around to prevent anything being tangled by a non-existent cord.

n. Man, I just tried to move my Phantom cord. Can you believe that?
v. You're phantom cording, stop it!.

by Kineticboy2001 December 6, 2006

[Phantom Turd] Menace

(Noun)Someone who likes to defacate in unlikely public places, with or without the support of onlookers. This is often for a feeling of shock-satisfaction.

Come back here you Phantom Turd Menace and clean that stinking feces from my fridge

Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!

by Boy J, aka: mull January 13, 2009

phantomcrap

After taking a massive dump, when looking in the toilet to marvel at your handiwork and find ... nothing!

I swear I just passed a football but when I looked, nothing was there!? I think I took a phantomcrap.

by Lovekraft January 16, 2009