jerkin at perkins

v. to wack off in the world famous pancake house, also known as Perkins

man the pancakes smothered in syrup looked so good, i couldnt resist so i had to start jerkin at perkins

by rob c February 13, 2005

Peginus

When you see a girl that is so repulsive that your dick shrinks back up into your body, thus creating a vagina where your penis normally belongs.

Jeremy: "Damn did you know that Mark is going out with Hope?"
Oliver: "Yea I know I got a Peginus when he introduced her to me!"

by chief thundercock June 13, 2011

Pirgin

Someone who has never watched porn before

Hey guys guess what? (Guys) What? IM NOT A PIRGIN ANYMORE

by SoapyShower May 26, 2015

Pirgin

A male virgin, usually 18-25 years old who contributes NOTHING to society yet expects everything in return, then gets bitter and resentful when he doesn't get it. Usually has a weird looking nose, sadness in his eyes, underbite and a wide array of mental illnesses that make it easy for him to delude himself it's somehow "society's fault" or "women's fault" that he isn't getting laid.

Yeah I know that Pirgin he's a total loser

by Chormeow June 3, 2019

take to Perkins

to eat a person out, to deliciously enjoy some vagina in ur mouth

I take to Perkins my girlfriend very often. She enjoys it a lot, especially the main entree(but she usually doesnt tip).

by NangChangBonerBill March 5, 2008

perpin'

when someone acts like they have something when they really dont

Yo i dunno why your boy is perpin that celly her know it aint turned on

by Anonymous December 21, 2002

Perginity

The status of whether or not your friends have seen your penis.

Person 1:"Yeah I was in the gym locker room, sadly, I lost my perginity..."

by WTFWJD April 7, 2009