Cheeseburgers per Eagle

An American Patriotic unit of measurement

Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.

by ColderWeather86 October 7, 2022

correggilo per favore

The term "correggilo per favore" is corporate speak for "correct this please." The term is interpreted as droop everything and "fix this immediately." It is typically sent via a text message or email from a manager to an underling requesting immediate changes be made to the attached or referenced document.

The boss just sent me a text message, "correggilo per favore!" with a list of changes to the report I gave him yesterday!

by R with an F October 11, 2022

Kilometers Per Second

A slang term for suicide.

Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"

Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022

As per my previous email

This phrase is usually used in the context of business related things, where some manager or employee above you demands for information or input when clearly you've given them it in your last email. Obviously that person has not read your emails nor did they bother to read them. They probably only sent the email because it was their job to do so.

Me: *Gives them the required documents via email*
Them: "Hello. Please submit all documents today. Thank You.*
Me: AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL........

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 21, 2023

Jiz-per

A man that gaslights chatbots with false information. Usually about murdering someones family.

Jiz-per was talking shit agian to the bot.

by Stern-sama May 24, 2023

And per se and

Used in Ye Olde English as the 27th letter of the alphabet.

Nowadays also written as: & and spoken of as: Ampersand

FRTNOT KID: "W X Y Z And per se and, now i know my..."

by ffdder22 September 17, 2023

Bricks-per-billyhood

A unit of measurement that measures how many bricks are in billy’s neighborhood.

“How far away is the train station from Jenny’s supermarket?”
“It’s 4 bricks-per-billyhood”

by Rayray0_o October 20, 2023